Hal emerges from his tent like
a moth from its cocoon, his tongue feels like the backside of dried leather
stuck in the sand. Ignoring the sensation of having a desert in his
mouth he looks at the sky first studying the rays of the day, then his
eyes meander down to the river. A smile cracks his face and he finishes
his emergence into the new day.
Standing slowly upright, his
back screeching in protest and cracking like breaking twigs, he takes his
first step towards the fire pit and the awaiting Almighty Coffee Pot.
At full attention like a solider the Almighty simply awaits its first command
of the day. Hal puffs the fire to life and when the bigger wood takes
on the fire he edges the Almighty into the flames.
"No need of waking Scooter,"
he thought, "He's a slug in the morning anyway."
His thoughts go back over
the years and the trips. His gaze drifts to the Almighty.
"Where had Scooter gotten
that damn thing? How long have we been using that? Better not
let that handle melt! Where the hell did this come from?"
Scooching the pot back he
hears the morning grunts of his partner rousing himself. A trumpet
sounds, muttered words and the tent flap opens. Hanging part way
out of the tent Scooter murmurs some words.
"What?" asks Hal.
"Is the Almighty ready yet?"
Scooter croaks as he works the gravel out of his throat.
"Almost."
Scooter crawls his way out
onto the ground, much like a slug. Rising ever so slowly to his full
height he makes his way over to the fire. Much like Pavlov's dogs
Scooter begins to feel his mouth juices cutting through the crustaceans
lining his mouth. His eyes begin to focus to his surroundings through
the lenses of his glasses.
"Ahh, the Almighty!" he thought
privately to himself, "My old friend!"
The aluminum percolator begins
its song. Slowly building to a crescendo threatening to overflow
with its joy. Hal leans over and moves it back some, not enough to
cool it but enough to bring its song to a constant rhythm. The two
look at each other and grin. The Almighty is talking to them, their
own private chat.
It has become a tradition
to include the Almighty regardless of the trip for, it is the third member.
The morning coffee is a ritual and to mention disregarding it can
bring instant pain and heartfelt verbal abuse. The partners feed
the fire and gently move the Almighty around the grill. The longer
perked the stronger the Joe, expresso doesn't stand a chance to a fresh
perked brew from the Almighty Coffee Pot!
When Hal and Scooter feel that
the batch is ready they break out their mugs and begin the true start of
the day. Each feeling safe with a steaming cup of Java in their paws
they begin packing. In the midst of this they each wander back for
a refill. The Almighty is quickly emptied and the process begins
again. All is timed to have that last cup for the first paddle dipping
in the river, cup perched precariously on the wanigan or the bottom of
the boat, one eye on the river, the other on the cup, for to spill this
black gold is a sin in the eyes of the partner.
Camp is broken, canoes are
packed, poles in easy reach with the extra paddle tucked near the knee.
The Almighty is the last thing to go into the boat, carefully washed and
dried, for there is no easy way to pack it. Instead of being stuffed
away in a bag it has its own view of the the day, usually strapped to a
pack or a hunk of rope. Its cumbersome design was not meant for wilderness
camping, yet it has probably seen more miles in a canoe then most people
have. The third partner never fails. May the morning tradition
never be broken and may the handle never melt!