These things are small!

These things are small, but those are far away!

Darren (left) thinks he's in the army, wearing a colinder as a helmet and brandishing a kitchen knife. Nick (right) would like to be a woman but could only afford to buy a handbag!

Darren (left) wanted to show Bob (right) what was in his trousers, but Bob couldn't look as he felt infearear.

Darren (left) got annoyed when we disbeleived he was in the army and tried to cut up the camera man. Nick (right) tried to hide behind his handbag as Darren carved the camera man up.

After a successful killing, darren decided to make the tea and cook everyone some dinner, whilst relaxing with a Benson & Hedges.