Welcome to CRAZY DAVE'S Engine Emporium
Tired of your Land Rover running well? Feel the need to get down and dirty crawling under and over your beloved beast. If you are looking for a HIGH MAINTAINANCE lump to stuff under the bonnet of your favourite LR, then CRAZY DAVE'S is your one stop shopping nightmare.
If you need a shagged 2.25 or V8 engine, your search is over. Our warehouse is bursting at the seams with worn out old engines. If you are looking for a tired old lump to stuff under the bonnet of your tired old Land Rover, let CRAZY DAVE make you an offer you can't refuse.
Need a lump with a cracked head, say no more. Need a lump with a holed block, say no more. Worn cams and rollers, say no more. Zero compression in as many cylinders as you choose, say no more. Bent cranks, well say no more. CRAZY DAVE has them all... and they are all currently in stock, so act now. NO REASONABLE OFFERS REFUSED!!!
November/December specials - distributor drive gears expertly installed out of phase. Just listen to the lovely backfiring as you trundle down that country lane. Isn't nature wonderful?
And, for a limited time only, with each lump purchased, get a FREE installed upside-down spin on oil filter adapter, A CRAZY DAVE EXCLUSIVE!!! You will not find anyone that can do this better than the incompetent staff at CRAZY DAVE'S.
Come visit us at our Rouge Valley location today and see the huge stock of totally shagged engines. But that's not all. We currently have in stock many knackered SIII gearboxes as well and several rotten old rusty Salisbury axles we are willing sell at ridiculously Lowe Lowe prices.
So come on down to CRAZY DAVE'S Engine Emporium today and lets make a deal. We guarantee disappointment or your money cheerfully refunded (after long and expensive court proceedings)
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We reserve the right to limit quantities - we may need some of this crap for ourselves some day ya know GST and PST may apply All items sold come with an express written warrantee for a period of 10 minutes or 0.0010 miles See in store for details Offer void where prohibited by law or common sense
JUST ARRIVED - An assortment of weather worn 2.25 and V8 blocks. These units have been stood in the great outdoors (uncovered) for several years, through countless rain and snow storms. All pistons are seized solid and the bores are a rusted bloody mess. ACT NOW!!! Free to a good home! These units will NOT last long!!
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