THIS PAGE IS GONNA BE DEDICATED TO MY LIL' FAT BUDDY FROM WEST "BY GOD" VIRGINIA...

...NOW LIKE I SAID HE LIVES IN WEST VIRGINIA UP ON A HILL SOMEWHERE, AND HE AIN'T BE GOT NO PUTER (OR LECTRIC AND INDOOR PLUMBIN') SO I FIGURED I WOULD PUT HIM UP A PAGE SO HE COULD PUT UP SOME FISH ON IT...NOW HE AIN'T AS GOOD A FISHERMAN AS I AM, BUT I'M A LEARNIN' HIM PURTY GOOD, LET ME TOLE YA...

WE HAVE BEEN BEST FRIENDS SINCE 83', WHEN WE MET IN THE NAVY...(HE REALLY COULDN'T FISH THEN)...ANYWAY HE'S A TYPICAL WEST VIRGINIA GOOD OLE' BOY...IF I HAD TO DESCRIBE HIM IN A SONG IT WOULD BE THIS ONE...

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