Ring in the millenium with a BOOM

Net Trek by James Fahn

If you thought ID4 was scary, wait till you get a load of Y2K.

        It appears that the world really will come to an end at the turn of the
millenium _ at least the computer world will, if steps aren't immediately taken
to defuse what has become known as the ``Millenium Time Bomb'.

        Three years and four days from now, barring corrective measures, it's predicted
that about 90 per cent of the world's computer applications will fail, throwing
into jeopardy all sorts of crucial activities they perform, from guiding
airplanes to carrying out automatic financial transactions, all because of a
simple error with vast implications.

        Also known as the Year 2000 Problem (or Y2K), it arises because software
designers decided a long time ago it wasn't necessary to put input the first two
digits of the year when entering the date in the form of MM-DD-YY. The only
problem is, billions of lines of code later, it turns out that it is necessary
after all because _ surprise! _ this century isn't going to last forever.

        Why do two inoccuous digits matter so much? A review of the problem by analyst
John Westergaard can be found at http://www.westergaard.com:8080/y2k/y2kintro.html.
Basically, computers will read the date 01-01-00 as meaning Jan 1, 1900, which will
have enormous consequences for any date-dependent transactions. (It's actually a
Century Time Bomb, rather than a millenial one, but who's counting?)

        ``The old will seem young. A few moments will seem like an entire century.
Future events will have already occurred,' proclaims Duncan Connall of Global
Software Inc.

        The problem is already showing up in strange places, Westergaard
reports: ``A 105-year-old Minneapolis woman born in 1891 allegedly received notice to
report in September for kindergarten. The computers read `91' to mean she's
five years old. Canned herring shipped from Norway to Brazil was returned recently
because computers in Sao Paulo assumed that the shipment, labeled `Sell Before
00-05', had been sitting in a warehouse for 100 years. A motorcycle manufacturer
discovered it had a Y2K problem in January, 1995 when a computer programme
analysing its five-year warranty commitments suddenly took an hour and a
half to run versus [the normal] 20 minutes.'

        This is of course only the tip of the iceberg. Westergaard advises us to
``think of the problem as a pervasive, malicious virus violating the immune
system of computer systems for which there is a cure but it is very costly and
has a finite deadline'.

        This is what makes the Y2K problem so unique. It is probably the only
technological disaster in history which can be precisely predicted. ``It will
sweep all around the world, one time zone at a time,' notes Ivan Smith, a
physics teacher.

       The only cure seems to be a tedious and lengthy debugging of the software. The
Gartner Group estimates that 300-600 billion lines of code will have to be
changed at a cost of about US$1 per line. That's serious bucks, folks, which is
probably why most of the references to Y2K on the Net seem to come from
computer consultants offering their services, for a fee.

        Peter de Jager, an industry analyst who was one of the first to sound the Y2K
alarm, predicts it will have a huge impact on the software services market as
companies desperately seek out techies to debug their programmes. Check
out his website, which contains a wealth of information, including an extensive
FAQ with answers to many of your questions, at http://www.year2000.com.

        De Jager points out, for instance, that a lot of computer systems have been
running ``on autopilot' for decades. The original programmers may have left the
company, or even died. Changes may have been made without proper
documentation.

        If you don't believe that the Y2K problem is for real, or that it will affect
you, well, you're not alone. In fact, the biggest obstacle to solving the
problem is a lack of awareness, the experts say. Once companies become
aware, they usually go into denial. By the time they realize they have millions
of dollars at stake, it may be too late to make the necessary changes,
which are very time-consuming.

        ``Y2K awareness is at the level of Aids awareness circa 1982,'
warns Westergaard ominously. Many companies are procrastinating, hoping a
quick fix will turn up. But there doesn't seem to be any ``magic bullet'
available, short of switching over to the Buddhist (or Islamic or Hebraic) calendar,
which would give us an extra 57 years to work out the problem.
 
        The US military seems gung-ho on tackling the problem, but the
IRS (the US tax authorities) have apparently done little. PC users using Windows 95 may
be in luck, as initial tests suggest it can handle the rollover into the new century.
But anyone running a computer system, especially one with lives or money
depending on it, had better start looking into their Y2K problem NOW.
You might also want to check that your bank is working on it, too.

        There are plenty of websites with ominous names such as ``Doomsday',
``Impending Doom', or ``The Change of Century Project' offering advice and
services. A ``newsletter for millenial management' called Tick, Tick, Tick has a
website at http://www.tickticktick.com.

        T-shirts, watches and videotapes can be purchased to raise
awareness. There is even a novel about Y2K already. The author is still seeking a publisher,
and if the excerpt available at  http://www.rollover.com/notsosecret is any guide, he may have to wait for several centuries to find one.

        Finally, you might want to think very carefully about where you'll be on New
Year's Eve, 1999. Riding on an airplane, or even a subway, might not be a good
idea. Things could get hairy. It should make what already promises to be an
exciting event even moreso, in ways we never imagined.

        In the meantime, have a Happy New Year.

Have any suggestions? Complaints? Picks? Pans? Utterly random thoughts
you'd like to share? Please send e-mail to jfahn@nation.nationgroup.com
 
 
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