A Ding Dong
A ding dong, dong, dong, dong a dingDong, dong, dong, dong a ding dong.
I know ________________ don't wear no socks.
A ding dong.
I was there when she ______________ them off.
A ding dong.
She threw them ________________
A ding dong.
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A ding dong, dong, dong, dong a ding
Dong, dong, dong, dong a ding dong.
peeled, torched, licked, ate, took, chiseled, etc.
1. in the shower/ now that shower needs Lysol power
2. in the shower/ that's why she's got the power
3. on a wall/ now Spiderman refuses to crawl
4. in a fire/ those flames grew higher and higher
5. in the sky/ now Superman (the birds) refuses to fly
6. in a pan/ now all we can eat is Spam
7. in a lake/ doesn't that take the cake
8. on the floor/ now we (the cockroaches) all live next door
9. in a car/ now the driver needs CPR
10. off the bus/ have you ever heard concrete cuss?
11. into space/ almost killed the whole human race
12. in the air/ now the martians (birds) don't live up there
13. in the air/ now the martians (birds) need Medicare
14. on the floor/ and almost started a nuclear war
15. on a hill/ killed poor Jack and Jill
16. on a chair/ have you ever seen a chair grow hair
17. on a rock/ have you ever seen a rock walk?
18. on a bear/ now Fuzzy has no hair
19. on the fence/ haven't seen her neighbor since
20. on the bed/ now my teddy bear is dead
21. In the drawer/ burned a hole right through the floor
22. in the river / have you ever seen a river quiver?
etc...
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