I'm Glad I Am a Girl Scout

I'm glad I am a Girl Scout
There's nothing I'd rather be
But if I weren't a Girl Scout
A ____________ I would be




Hippie:
    Love and peace
    My hair is full of grease, Yuck!
    Love and peace
    My hair is full of grease, Yuck!

Farmer:
    Give, Betsy, give
    The baby's gotta live! Wah!
    Give, Betsy, give
    The baby's gotta live! Wah!

Carpenter:
    Six by four
    I'll nail it to the floor! Bang!
    Six by four
    I'll nail it to the floor! Bang!

Boy Scout:
    Here's my compass, here's my map
    Why am I so lost?
    Here's my compass, here's my map
    Why am I so lost?

Jedi:
    Chhh, chhhh (light sabre sounds)
    Luke, I am your father.
    Chhh, chhhh
    Luke, I am your father.

Counselor/Leader:
    Stand in line, count off
    1 - 2 - 3
    Stand in line, count off
    1 - 2 - 3

Birdwatcher:
Hark! A lark
Is flying through the park! Splat!
Hark! A lark
Is flying through the park! Splat!

Plumber:
    Plunge it, flush it
    Look out below!
    Plunge it, flush it
    Look out below!

Stewardess:
    Here's your coffee, here's your tea
    Here's your paper bag. Bleah!
    Here's your coffee, here's your tea
    Here's your paper bag. Bleah!

Zookeeper:
    Feed the lions, feed the tigers
    Don't step in the (clap) Squish!
    Feed the lions, feed the tigers
    Don't step in the (clap) Squish!

Camper:
    I won't do this, I won't do that
    I don't care what you say! Naaah!
    I won't do this, I won't do that
    I don't care what you say! Naaah!


Ending: sing the chorus, and say "There's nothing I'd rather be."


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