Red Wagon

You can't ride in my little red wagon
Front seat's broken and the axle's draggin'
Chugga
Chugga chugga chugga
Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse.

(Keep going as long as you can stand it; 3 times is good if you're going quickly, but if you need to kill time, 5 or so is doable)