Who is this mysterious guy who calls himself "ROADKILL" ?

First of all I would like to say thank you for visiting The Roadkill Cafe.
    I hope you enjoy your visit and I hope you will tell all of your friends
    about my little spot on the web.
         Now I would like to take the time to tell you a little about myself.
    For those who don't know me my name is Brian.Most of my friends know me as
    ROADKILL.Like many others I am sure you are wondering why the name "ROADKILL"?
    Well I was given the name by one of my friends for a good reason.
    That reason is I always seem to be accidentally running over poor defenseless
    animals where ever I go..(especially squirrels).Soon everyone started calling
    me ROADKILL so I decided to keep the name.
         Well now that I have explained how I came to be known as ROADKILL,I would
    like to share with you some personal facts about myself.
         As I mentioned before my real name is Brian.I am 33 years old,I stand
    6 feet tall and weigh 195 pounds.I was originally born in El Paso,Texas
    but I now live in Stacy,Minnesota.
    I have a younger sister and a younger brother.
 I also have a 2 1/2 year old daughter named Taylor
 who is the biggest joy in my life and the best thing that has ever happened to me.
         As you may have noticed by visiting my web page,I love animals (even pesky
    little squirrels).Actually I love anything that has to do with nature.I enjoy
    camping,hiking,fishing,and hunting.I am an all around "Nature Nut".Some of my
    friends say that I love hunting and fishing so much that I may wake up some
    morning to find myself with a pair of antlers or a body covered with fish scales.
    HA HA HA guys real funny.
       I despise those who take nature
    and its inhabitants for granted.I want to make sure that everyone's children
    and their children see the wilderness as it was intended to be seen.As a place
    untouched by mans destruction,a place of beauty,a place where animals run free,
    forests grow wild,and mountains grow tall.
    To me a place like this would be heaven.
    But for right now I work in the manufacturing business.
         So now that I have told you a little about myself,don't be a stranger.I am always looking forward
    to meeting new friends.Oh and you can find out more about me on MySpace