NOISE!!
I like noise. In fact, I need a constant stream of noise in my environment at all times in order to not completely lose my mind. heheheheh..... Anyway, here is a little collection of noise that I have decided to share with you. It's only little because, well, I don't have a helluva lot of space on my server... arrrr, damn them!!! No, I luv you, really. I swear.
So here. Enjoy my noise!!!
DISNEY NOISE
Hades, with an offer you can hardly refuse
"Lots and lots of tea...."
Prince Ali
Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo
Sleeping Beauty!!
Chimney Sweep Song From Mary Poppins
Sweet Lion King song... awwww!
That Pirate Song
Everyone's favorite Disney Tune
Reflections, by my favorite Disney chick!!
Girl Worth Fighting for
Donny's Song!!!
RANDOM stupid NOISE!!
Cool tunes from The Rock
Nick impresses Connery
Nick don't like it
Not even if he's dead...
It's not a tuuuuuuuuumor!! (Sorry I just couldn't help myself....)
I knew it, I'm surrounded by a$$holes...
Just how big is it, Jeff?
Excuse me...
Go ahead, punk....
Mel in a pensive moment
Yer f**ked
Jerry being too ambitious
Hello my name is Inigo Montoya....
Farm Boy lays the smack down
MIDIS!!
I hate midis. So there won't be many here. But I promised... sigh... so here are your freaking midis!!!!
She's got... Betty Davis Eyes!! woo-hoo!!
Anya would feel so violated....
Kansas is gettin' Dusty....
A grating, annoying version of a wonderful little fairy tale song
Long Cool Woman in a Bad Midi
Some unknown lullabye-esque midi thing
Welcome to VAST!! Visual Audio Sensory Theater!!
What is VAST, you wonder? Kick a$$ music by some freak who thinks he's god!! Ok that might be a little bit of an overstatement.... but only a little bit...
This guy. His name is Jon Crosby. What a normal name for such a freak. heheh... He says he did most all the instruments and all the singing all by his lonesome. And it's really fun music! It is the kind you have to play really loud. It is loud, angry music, and it would be great when you feel like annoying your retarded roommates!! Here are some samples, but only two, because again, no freaking server space!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty When You Cry (my brother's favorite)
Touched
My favorite is the first track, "Here." Here's why:
"where do I put the books
there's so many I could read
but they all are filled with
lies
where do I put the lies
there's so many I could say
but it seems they're in the books"
Lyrics by Jon Crosby, of course!!
Buy the CD, then worry your family and annoy your neighbors!!! Woo-hoo!!!!!
Remember, it is absolutely necessary to play it loud enough so that you get a headache.... that is the only way you can experience the full splendor that is VAST!!! eheheheh...
Drop me a line,
especially if you want to rant!! heheh, no just kidding. You can say nice things too.
If you are through with the noise, head on back to
Grand Central Station
and get yourself a tylenol....
bye!
