Bob Gardner - 11/27/00 20:06:21 My URL:http://www.talkduck.com My Email:rg328@eznet.net Places I should have linked: http://www.eflashtech.com/intro/talkduck A quote I should really have posted on here: If you do what you've always done then you'll get what you've always gotten!! Complete the phrase: happiness is...: Freedom and Money, Mostly Freedom with a little Money Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 75.0

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Julie - 09/09/00 14:42:02 My URL:http://ducktalk.webjump.com My Email:j@sluggy.net Places I should have linked: the wonderful world of sports - man I love that football! Places I shouldn't have linked: Ducktalk - too many people go there anyways Strangest place this page isn't: The university of Toronto Library homepage A quote I should really have posted on here: "Shut-up!" Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 2.3 or 75.7 depending on how you look at it

Comments: I heard there was some good flame here, but when I saw it, it was a pathetic psuedointelectual. I gonna give some good flame now FLAME! FLAME! Everything's on fire! Ahh...my arm ! get it off me! I'm dying.... Now you have been flamed. Feel very honoured and do not visit Ducktalk - too many people go there anyways.

Manuela - 07/13/00 01:59:25 Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 70

Comments: I loved the "I like monkies" bit. Made me laugh a lot!!!

Ranger Keith - 04/14/00 12:39:05 My URL:http://www.ransompark.50megs.com My Email:ransomprk@stic.net Places I should have linked: http://www.dieseljockeynews.com Places I shouldn't have linked: http://www.dainbramage.com Strangest place this page isn't: It isn't my closet where I keep my stinking shoes. A quote I should really have posted on here: A penny for your thinkamacations. Complete the phrase: happiness is...: finding my runaway trator. Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 74.5999999999998

Comments: Your site seems to have many words of much bigness, witch I founded to be very hummo... humar... humiss... funny. I hope you enjoyed your visit to Ransom Park the other day, and will come back now and then to see what's changed. That's about all the bab le I'm going to subject you to. See ya at the park. Ranger Keith, Head of Park Security, Ransom Park, Texas.

sarahope - 04/08/00 02:32:30 Places I should have linked: spam.com Places I shouldn't have linked: yah, the castle stuff Strangest place this page isn't: Uranus A quote I should really have posted on here: "To wit, stability is the tendency of a latent variable to predict itself across time." ~Erik Woody, Alex's Psych 800 Coursenotes Complete the phrase: happiness is...: a white bear Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 39

Comments: don't wanna

Kerry - 04/23/99 02:40:30 Places I should have linked: the butt page Complete the phrase: happiness is...: insanity Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 10.8195

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Vera C. Teschow - 01/08/99 02:13:23 My URL:http://www.interlog.com/~drums My Email:vera.teschow@utoronto.ca Places I should have linked: HH music committee Complete the phrase: happiness is...: drumming Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 63.5

Comments: I found you via the music committee homepage! Good work Alex! I really enjoyed reading... you are humorous without being pretentious. So, how are you anyway??? cheers, Vera :)

Liz - 12/18/98 05:34:59 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/bourbonstreet/delta/3813 My Email:krank_phreak@hotmail.com Places I should have linked: umm, I didn't look at the links.. Places I shouldn't have linked: see above Strangest place this page isn't: rotten.com A quote I should really have posted on here: Make sure you get your whole head in front of the shotgun. Complete the phrase: happiness is...: owning your very own flaming strapon dildo? Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): I probably should look at it first.

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10/26/98 12:49:32

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

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Just surfing Thanks

bob - 10/05/98 22:52:49 Places I should have linked: the oxford online dictionary

Comments: me again. in your response to john's comments farther down, you used the word "plagiarism," but spelled it "plagerism," even though he had spelled it correctly just above. what gives? What gives is spelling. Now you may think that "spell ng" is a nice innocent eight letter word, but I prefer to think of it as evilness incarnate, and attempt to thwart it where ever possible. sum ov da rezt o' dis iz speled gud, but das jus so u can reed it beter. Oh the lengths I stoop to just for your con enience [evil grin]

bob - 10/05/98 22:35:22

Comments: pretty sure new south wales doesn't have an "h" in wales well technically speaking, in CARTOGRAPHICAL type terms, yes you're right... But I prefer to think of this as a more interpretive, MEANINGFUL spelling. I think this is an attitude that makes life profoundly more interesting, and t the very least, much less wearing on one's temporal lobes.

Cindy - 09/25/98 11:57:41 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy

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Jacqui - 09/04/98 13:50:13 My URL:http://hopelessly.behind.technologically My Email:daily Places I should have linked: San Francisco Places I shouldn't have linked: San Francisco Strangest place this page isn't: San Francisco A quote I should really have posted on here: got some change? Complete the phrase: happiness is...: that moment just before completion Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 75.6 if one likes you; 2.3 for those who don't

Comments: Socrates was an elitist

Kewlie - 09/03/98 07:19:33 My URL:http://www.lava.net/~panlasig My Email:panlasig@lava.net Places I should have linked: huh Places I shouldn't have linked: huh Strangest place this page isn't: huh A quote I should really have posted on here: huh Complete the phrase: happiness is...: huh Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 2.4

Comments: Hey. im not sure if it worked the last time.. i signed it.

Sumith Samarakoon - 09/03/98 07:07:39 My URL:http://www.lava.net/~panlasig My Email:panlasig@lava.net Places I should have linked: huh? Places I shouldn't have linked: huh? Strangest place this page isn't: huh? A quote I should really have posted on here: huh? :) Complete the phrase: happiness is...: bah Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): .002

Comments: Hey dude :) i havent talked to you in ages.. hows everything, in toronto.. i was just checking up on the telecafe web page.. :) and.. i found your email address.. well if you ever check your guest book.. dont hesitate to write back .. ta ta..

Kara Townsend - 07/03/98 11:33:32
My URL:http://www.dynamicSex.com
My Email:dwebmistress@yahoo.com

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Hi! I was surfing through GeoCities and saw your page. Pretty Cool! My name is Kara. I am 24 years old and live in San Diego, CA. I have been teaching myself HTML for the last several months. Please visit my site, Kara s dynamicSex and tell me what you think of it. I will be adding pictures of myself within the next couple days. I would love to exchange links with you!
Well, I haven't ha time to check this site out properly, but I did take a look, and despite it's name, it has nothing much to do with sex. There, so you don't need to get either your moral rhetoric or your hopes up.

Slash - 05/21/98 03:33:55 Complete the phrase: happiness is...: Exiting Quick Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 2.4

Comments: Can't believe it !!!

Liz (Pussycat on the telecafe) - 05/15/98 03:02:01 My Email:Pussycat@playful.com Places I should have linked: midget porn sites Complete the phrase: happiness is...: having your toes sucked Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): I cant really say, I just skipped to the guestbook

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John - 05/03/98 02:05:49 Places I should have linked: Immanuel Kant website because he can talk doublespeak better than you. No fair comparison. He got to write in archaic speak, which always makes stuff sound so much more profound. Places I shouldn't have linked: Your website Strangest place this page isn't: Don't understand this attempt at witticism. No, understanding doesn't seem to be your strong suit (see, I can be a jerk too). A quote I should really have posted on here: Is there not already enough plagarism on this page. Definition of plagerism: taking words/ideas WITHOUT GIVING CREDIT. Complete the phrase: happiness is...: leaving this website Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): You must be a masochist. I guess that makes you the sadist. Better you than me mate.

Comments: I find your pedantic ramblings most amusing. Though, I must ask, do you feel intelligent when you sputter half-digested Kantisms? I imagine you're at your most confident while regurgitating Hegel, though, judging from the above text I believe you have a equally large affection for Durkheim and Freud. I Don't know much of Kant's stuff, but think Hegel is neat, if incomprehensible. Durkheim was a smart guy, and Freud told pretty storys. You did ask (kinda). In the future you should ttempt to concentrate on originality of thought rather than paraphrasing the ideas of 19th century European philosophers/sociologists/psychologists. In any event, my capacity for intellectual slumming is limited so I shall leave you with the following: Age, si quid agis." Well ok, you got me on the philosophy point. I'm a dabbler there. But I don't see where you get the connection to 19th century soc/psych. I don't see a single mention of the doctrine of specific nerve energies, or a si gle tract of Marx (he was about the only sociologist going back then). Well ok, I think there is one marx quote, but it's a pretty innocuous one. Well, I hope you enjoyed your little rant there. If I was you I'd relax a bit though. And then phone a good therapist.

Patrick Smith - 04/09/98 00:13:59 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/or/patrick16/index.html My Email:my homepage A quote I should really have posted on here: Patrick Smith is the Ruler of bueatiful women Complete the phrase: happiness is...: is being in my girlfriends warm but yet gental arms. Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 69.0

Comments: I have not seen the whole page but so far it is looking good.......

Suzanne - 02/03/98 05:01:34 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/rainforest/2016/ My Email:yu147188@yorku.ca Places I should have linked: my page A quote I should really have posted on here: anything from paul Complete the phrase: happiness is...: being happy Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 74.9?

Comments: hey you..how are you doing? We should really get together and finish our mage game... Hope to see you soon ok. Suzanne

Lucienne - 01/11/98 09:22:49 My Email:Eune@netcom.ca Complete the phrase: happiness is...: when donkey's kick I'm assuming that that's the kickER, and not the kickEE that's happy there...

Comments: funky page...you've got good hair....and that compliment is comin' from fashion victim numbah one................Lucy.:) Actually 98% of my hair cells are dedicated anarchists. but good hair days ARE nice aren't they :)

Anita Mann - 12/27/97 16:55:19 My URL:http://harrymann.com My Email:jfhghkfjd@global.net Places I should have linked: The Richard Simmons Link Places I shouldn't have linked: The Richard Simmons Link Strangest place this page isn't: The Official Spice Girls Web-Site. A quote I should really have posted on here: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world... Complete the phrase: happiness is...: a great big kiss, happiness is seeing friends you miss, Happiness is MARINELAND!! Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 56.3

Comments: i want alex to become my love slave forever and ever and ever. oh ya baby. doh!! BART!! yippee, i'm done now.... I perviously thought that the strangest bits of this page were the ones *I* wrote.

Malcolm Eales - 12/16/97 19:51:29

Comments: greetings!

- 11/27/97 01:11:15 Complete the phrase: happiness is...: marineland Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 45.23098761234578900

Wow, some people are just too informative :)

1.6 Million People - 11/20/97 21:36:28 My URL:http://www.a-few-of-us.com/~I-forget-which My Email:christopher.taylor@utoronto.ca A quote I should really have posted on here: There is an innocence in lying which is the sign of good faith in a cause. -Nietzsche Complete the phrase: happiness is...: a signifier without a corresponding signified. A plethora of unsignified signifiers on you, ya literal bastard ;) Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): CI.95 = 39 +/- 36.5 so it's definately not a 2.4 or 75.6 then. Always good to narrow these things down.

Allison Wonderland - 10/11/97 01:29:29 My Email:ar360@traverse.lib.mi.us Places I should have linked: I'm not telling! Places I shouldn't have linked: Pishaw! Strangest place this page isn't: Northern Traverse City A quote I should really have posted on here: Where ever you go, there you are. Complete the phrase: happiness is...: a nine, er, yes, nine letter word. Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 74.239

Comments: I had this chia pet once. His name was Zimmerman, after Bob Dylan of course. We never drank together, although I'm sure if we did, well,we didn't so nevermind. Zimmerman was a loner, the rebel type. I was just another paun, a mere sex object is his sick, wisted, chlorophilled world. Oh how I miss him... I used to have a goldfish. His name wasn't Blake, but it could have been Jorge. gotta love it :)))

Carrie - 10/09/97 03:19:10 My URL:http://www.beyatch My Email:abe052@agora.ulaval.ca Places I should have linked: The Reform Party webpage (hee hee) wunitt it be great if everybody had a guuuuun, wunit be great if everybody had a guuun... sing along now ya'll! There'd be no more crime, cos EVERYONE'd have a gun... Places I shouldn't have linked: dare I judge the mightly Alex Strangest place this page isn't: a half full/half empty jar of marmite A quote I should really have posted on here: Exercise hard, eat fibre, die anyway. (Alex the lazy) Complete the phrase: happiness is...: you have to ask? Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): 42

Comments: Read my lips. You don't have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.

Dawn Verhart - 10/03/97 01:20:28 My Email:dverhart@julian.uwo.ca Complete the phrase: happiness is...: bar,drunk,warm Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): impressive

Comments: i tried the link to mail you and it didn't work so I have to do it the old fashioned way. no other comments.

you should really know who i am, but if you don't i spose i could be understanding and fergive ya but then that would just violate every moral (well...immoral) code of ethics in my whole being, and we wouldn't want that to happen, now would we? i shoul think not :P kiss kiss hug hug and a million bucks to yer pocket lint. Alessandra - 09/12/97 23:21:52 My URL:http://bloody hell if i even know if i have one :P trust me hon, you'd KNOW :) My Email:mgros@idirect.com Places I should have linked: the ones you fergot Places I shouldn't have linked: the ones you remembered A quote I should really have posted on here: OH MY GOD! <--that's not the quote, that's me trying to think of a quote. Anywho, the quote is: "The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heaven of Hell and a Hell of Heaven". The devil spos dly said that. Me, i was lazy and stole it outta First blast of the trumpet against the monstrous regiment of women (ya..it's a book) by Eric McCormack. Complete the phrase: happiness is...: remembering whut it's like to be sad Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): can i use two decimal places? what about three? what if i think the page really rates a 75.61..is that too much or is your scale too small? hmm...whenever in doubt, go with the numbers your fingers stab when you aren't looking: 7821501.47. That's my answer :>

Comments: no more babble. I'm all babbled out. But if i get more babble, trust me, i'll tell ya. But as fer now i'm done finished ended completed over and out sayonara vaminos ala playa menjana ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......ya :>

tinkerbell - 09/10/97 15:07:07 Strangest place this page isn't: downtown st.catharines. A quote I should really have posted on here: proverbial?? Complete the phrase: happiness is...: MARINELAND! Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): it's smashing.

Comments: xcellent page here xela. think you like proverbial too much tho... i want to review comments!! can i be special too?? ;>

Name: yes. got one already thankyou - 09/08/97 16:57:47 My Email: and one of these Strangest place this page isn't: etched onto a lump of salami Complete the phrase: happiness is...: probably desirable Rate this page (2.4 to 75.6): a million

Comments: Good show. I specially like the bit about monkeys.