First of all...what the HELL is Felicia doing with Luke and Laura right now? Sure, I'm late on my soaps (a week...I've been very busy so whateveR), but I know enough to be irked as hell. What the HELL is she doing on Luke and Laura's adventure? This is NOT her game, this is NOT her adventure, she needs to step the hell off the cliff. I can't STAAAAAND it. This is supposed to bring Luke and Laura back together, or at least give them a chance. But noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Felicia has to stick her booty into shit that ain't EVEN her BUSINESS! I HATE when people do that. And Laura's right to be all snooty and hateful and ticked, because she and Luke are looking for Lucky. Who, *ahem*, Felicia, happens to be THEIR son. YOU have kids of your own, so go take care of them. And poor, pooor, pooooor Mackers.

And SINCE I missed a whole lot of GH...how the hell did she find them anyways? Stupid ass writers...I hate you. I hate you all. Do you call this shit clever? Do you call this shit fun? Well, you know what I can it...bull-freakin-shit. I hate this. This sucks. I know I sound like an immature little girl, but please take note that I AM still a child (17, nee freakin haw) and that I am EXTREMELY ticked.

DANG IT! Why, why, why, wh-hy do they ALWAYS do this??? Whenever it's all peachy keen all around...why the fuck do they gotta come and bust up the hood like this? Why is it whenever everything's all good...it's gotta go all bad? I know it's formula in the soaps...but for once...for the love of God...pllllllllease leave it all happy. At least leave SOME shred of hope for us that want Luke and Laura together. And like...how the HELL is that gon happen when Felicia's hoppin all over the damn place?

You know what I say? Fuck this. Fuck it all. It irks me, it irks me to no end. I would LIKE for something to go RIGHT for once, ya know? And yes, I am aware that this makes the story a little more interesting...a little bit of conflict, Felicia shows up unannounced or whatever to kind of prevent L&L to get back together or whatever. I am very aware. But GOD...did she HAVE to come along on their adventure? That's all I'm sayin, yo. Maybe once they get Lucky back...then...THEN they can get back to this triangle shit, because it's just too tiring...too draining.

But...to show that love's not all lost between me and GH...I have a proposal for the peeps over at GH. And here it is:

I propose, you bastards, that you give Felicia a little time off. It's not that I have anything against Kristina Wagner, please note that. She's very talented and very pretty, and probably a cool person (she is married to Jack Wagner afterall, there must be something neat about her). But doesn't she deserve a little time off to spend with the kiddies? Or perhaps, maybe her role is a bit draining, as it is for me? Therefore, I say give Mrs. Wagner some time off. Or...put a hold on this damn storyline. At least for a week...or two...or three. Ahh, it doesn't matter. Just please make up another storyline. For me, your number one fan? K, that was sarcasm, but it was true like, 5 years ago. Take that into consideration. Thank you.

It's not that I expect the head honchos at GH to read that, but hey, there's like, maybe a 100000 to 1 chance that they might. And I take that very seriously.

Okay, I've said my peace. I need a beer. Kidding, kids. Only kidding.