| Welcome to the Flori-duh homepage. This page has been created for all of you out there who agree that the election mayhem in the Sunshine State stinks! This is for everyone who watches the news and can't help but think: "What the hell're you guys doing?!?" It's amazing that people will stand up and shout out to the entire world: "I'm a comlete friggin moron and I can't follow directions!" and be proud of that fact somehow. It's intriguing that everytime the ballots are hand-counted, that the numbers for Al Gore increase. Isn't that why we went to computer counts to begin with? So that we eliminate the human error? Of course it is!! So with every elderly ballot counter who loses track or can't actually see the ballot, we get new numbers! And Al Gore won't stop until the counts ultimately F-up in his favor.
So, are you sick of it all? Do you think that Clinton should spend another year in office while two completely different candidates begin new campaigns? Think it all flopped straight out of a bull's butt? Then become a Flori-duh Resident now!!
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