Sunday, February 7th, 2005
posted by: Aaron
Finally, we've got this site off the ground. For those of you who are new here, welcome and good luck. For those of you who are already a part of HompCo, you should know what to expect. No doubt there will be a more formalized welcome from our illustrious Director soon, but for now, allow me to introduce HompCo.
Sometimes a megalomaniacal organization with its eye on world domination, sometimes self-destructive scientists with a keen interest in pyrotechnics, but always authoritative and cool; this is soul of HompCo. Formed over 10 years ago, with many members past and present, we are east Tennessee's premier sinister empire builders.
All that being said, this place is rather bare yet. It awaits kindly donations from our members, and will soon include all manner of scientific projects, insightful articles, a world domination map so you can keep track of how far our influence has spread, and forms so you too can join up – before there's no choice otherwise.
Keep in mind you can already buy the official HompCo t-shirt. We don't make a dime of profit off of these, so there's no fear that purchasing one will speed the construction of our nuclear plasma hyper-tank battalion.
