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The captions on top are the ones that I like best!!

Starting with mine of course… :)
AJ: Good thing I’m wearing a hat…wouldn’t want them birds to mess up my ‘do!
Kev: Hey guys check out my impression of a parrot!!
Bri: Heeheeheehee that tickles!!
Nick: Just try to act normal…ignore the bunch of idiots around you…
Howie: Kids, this is a PARROT! P-a-r-a-…oops I mean…dang!

Howie: Oh man, This parrot better not even think of doing what I think it wants to right now!
Nick: Will you hurry and take the picture all ready. I dont want to stand here with all of these birds any longer then i have to. One of them might have an accident
Brian:(Trying hard to keep a smile on his face) Hey guys I've just realized that I'm not only afraid of heights these birds are kinda freaking me out
Kevin:Check this out guys if you give the birds a crazy face they'll stay away from you. You gotta try it Brian.
AJ:(talking under his breathe to the parrot)You mess on my shoulder or even think about touching my hat your mine. I could make a really cool hat out of those nice freathers you got there buddy so watch it.

A.J: hehehe...theres a bird on my head...hehe..and on my shoulder! ar matey!
kevin: here birdy...birdy...birdy...here...polly..wanna...kissy?
Brian: theres a bird on my head! Theres a bird on my head and I don't like it! Theres a bird on my head and i don't like it because I ain't wearing a hat to protect my head and i'm pretty sure this bird has it in for me! But of course, i have to smile for the camera! Get this bird off my head!!!
Nick: i only have one bird. *sniff sniff*
Howie: I think this bird bears a striking resemblance to me! what do you think nick?
Nick: *sniff* i don't care howie...

AJ: Like, omigosh, like, omigosh, like, omigosh, dahuh....
Kev: I feel sick...
Brian: well, you told me to give you a BIG smile, so I did!
Nick: um...what are we doing here, anyway?
Howie: ithinkiatealittletomuchsugartodayhuhmrparrotteehee...

AJ: Oh just wait until I get a hold of this stupid bird hahaha then who'll be laughing now
Kev: Who's a cute birdie you are! yes you are a cute birdy does polly want a cracker huh? does polly want a cracker?
Brian: I finally got to hold the bird not kevin not aj not nick not howie me! i finally got to hold the birdie this is the happiest day of my life
Nick: lalala everybody yeah rock your bo- i wonder if twinkies come in strawberry flavors huh look at that hot girl over there wow!
Howie: Wow look at the birdie ma look at the birdie!

AJ- I am trying SO hard to enjoy this....
Kevin- Gotta hold it in! Gotta hold it in!!!!!
Brian- I'm having SOO much fun with this parrot on my finger!!
Nick- I am surround by morons...other wise known as the Backstreet Boys....God help me…
Howie- OOOOOOOOOO look at the PARROT!!! So ppprrreeetttyyy!!

AJ: haha I got female birds all around me
Kevin: (he's just pissed at something)
Brian: Look what Leighanne gave me for Christmas!
Nick: I am so sexy, look at me
Howie: Get this damned bird off me!

a.j.~i'm gonna scare tyke with this thang on my shoulder...*smiles evily*
kevin~is this too much of a pout?
brian~jeez these guys are idiots....
nick~if this bird doodys on me it's gonna be tonite's snack.
howie~i think the bird is gonna bite me i cant move!

Brian-hurry up and get this pic done before the brid crap...
Nick-i am mad i dont get to hold a brid mommy
A.J.-i have a brid on my shoulder what ami thinking..
Howie-look a parrot i want one i want one
Kev.-look brids WOW!!!!!!

AJ: If I don't move it won't hurt me.....
Kev: What is that over there?? It's a beautiful girl...no....wait...dangit....it's a bird.
Bri: Smile for the camera everybody...CHEESE!
Nick: Move outta the way weirdos...I wanna get in the picture!
Howie: Yo ho ho and a bottle of Rum!!

AJ: Ok is this good for my image, ya'll?
Nick: pretend the birds aren't hear, pretend the birds aren't here.... Dang, man stop shakin'!
Brian: I'm cuter than the parrots!
Howie: Why do I keep gettin' pulled into all these stupid photo shoots?
Kevin: Stop takin' pictures, this is embarrassing!

AJ: Don't let the parrots bother u, just keep smiling! ~*~*cheese~*~*
Kev: Kissy, kissy, little birdy!
Brian: Aw, look, isn't he just so cute! Oh, that tickled. hehehe
Nick: k, am I like the only non-wacko here?
Howie: Look! AAAHHHHH~

Howie: I'm a little scared here....
Nick: Try and stay calm... I don't like birds very much!
Brian: It's feathers tickle!!!
Kevin: Gotta act tough...
AJ: This is interesting.. never thought I would be with a bunch of birds...

Brian: Yo, guys...do parrots fart?
Kevin: I don't know Brian but I am smellin' something.
Nick: Hey, AJ..you see that hot girl fillin' out this survey?
AJ: Yeah...she's fly Nicky...go for it.
Howie: Hey this parrot is talking to me guys...
All the others: Yes Howie..ok..

Aj:Ahh..I have shades so nothing runs down into my eyes!
Nick:Think nick ...think what the psychiatrist said...Oh yeah no one is around me especially the birds!
Kev:Why did they make me take this pic?
Howie:Can you notice it?
Bri:oh gosh I feel like i'm seven again!

The Backstreet Boys have some new fans. I'm just not sure how much they like 'em!

Howie: This bird is really freaking me out, I think it's gonna bite me!
Nick: Hey, maybe after this, they'll give me my N64 back!
Brian: I really have to go to the bathroom . . .
Kevin: Get me out of this hellhole before I use one of these birds for soup.
AJ: I have such a hangover . . . i worder if anyone can tell I'm sleeping . . .

AJ: I'm still asleep.
Kevin: A parrot just flew up my butt.
Brian: This is really scary... maybe if I smile real big no one else will notice.
Nick: My bird doesn't like me. :(
Howie: psst! Brian! The parrot is talking to me!

AJ-(thinking)I wonder how much were getting paid for this "parrot shoot!"
Nick-(thinking) Now remember hott shot! You don't have to smile! Just relax the bird on your sholder, and don't smile! Or you'll look like a dork like Brian does. Brian-this ain't smiling! This is griching my teeth that the parrot doesn't crap on my hair!
Howie-Nice birdy! Nice birdy! AH! damnit! the thing bit me!
kevin-check out my birdy face, kids!

A.J.: Ok, what is this photo shoot for, anyways?!
Kev: Um, camera dude, I feel something dripping down my shirt!!!
Bri: Oh My God, I'm holding a parrot!!!
Nick: This is all good, including my hair! (so why am I wearing a hat?)
Howie: Umm, I just watched the movie "Birds" in my hotel room last night! HELP!

AJ: This bird is gonna fly off my head. Watch out Mr. Photographer!
Kev: I've been taking bird mocking classes. You think it works?
Bri: Is this bird gonna fall off my finger?
Nick: Ouch! This stupid bird is clawing my shoulder!
Howie: Polly want a cracker?

AJ: I really hope the bird doesn't go on my new hat.
Kevin: OUCH! I think a parrot just bit my butt!
Brian: Do you guys think they can tell that I'm terrified of parrots? Just act natural.
Nick: I'll just stand back here, these guys might decide to attack!
Howie: Please don't touch my hair. You do not know how long it took me to do this.

Howie: Hey! This parrot is talking to me!
Kevin: I wonder what the parrots would do if I went like this....
AJ: I always knew my bandmates were psycho, but this...
Brian: Stop that! That tickles!
Nick: Gotta look pretty for the camera!!

AJ: i'm too sexy for my shades
Kev: i seeee you...don't u try to steal my birdies
Brian: HAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN, DON'T YA' THINK! HEHE!
Nick: okay, lemme just smile for the darn camera and get it over with...
Howie: LOOK MAN! THIS BIRD IS COOL!

brian: wow this is soooo wierd!you know aj?
aj:uh huh. what a wierd photo shoot is this gonna ruin my reputation? hope not
nick: woah, i'm surrounded by dorks!
howie:heehee look at this *wink* what do you think kev?
kevin:as hard as i try, i don't think i can look that much like the parrot too bad.

AJ:I'm feeling a bit nervous around these animals I don't want them to take a dump on my brand new hat...
Kevin: Look you guys I'm a cave man!!!
Brain: Hehe!! kevin you're sop funny *stops laughing and yells* WHAT THE HECK THIS BIRD OR THING JUST TOOK A DUMP ON MY HAND!!
Nick: I don't know them *thinks to self: How can I say i don't know them? I'm in the group darnit!*
Howie: This thing is scaring me.
Guy in the background: You guys keep cool, just act serious and Brian quit screaming *Brain still screaming*

AJ: Please don't let this thing s**t on me!!!
Kevin: Hey don’t make fun of my parrot!!!!! It's ok ,Polly, they're not laughing at u! They are laughing WITH u!
Brian: Please let the parrot s**t on AJ!! HEEHEEHEE!!!
Nick: Why does everybody but me have to be Frickin' idiots?!?!?
Howie: Parrots--Good for the body, good for the soul!!

I think these parots want an autographed picture from the boys!

AJ: what the hell is that bird doing on my shoulder?
Brian: *THINKING* This bird just craped in my hand should i keep doing what im doing or not?
Kevin: OMG I need to fart!! * gotta hold it, gotta hold it.*
Howie: Look at this fine looking bird, wanna touch it?
Nick : im standing here with geeks with birds, GOD HELP ME. *keep smiling*

Kevin: EWWWW! The parrot just pooped on me!
AJ: Please don't poop on me, please don't poop on me,...
Brian: Heehee! The birdy pooped on Kevin...
Nick: Maybe if I don't move it'll go away...
Howie: Hey! This bird does a good impression of me!
Howies bird: Hey! This guy does a good impression of me!

AJ- Just smile so I can get this over with!
Kevin- I hate birds!
Brian- Aren't these parrots the cutest things you have ever seen?
Nick- I think I will be the normal one today! Just say CHEESE!!!
Howie- OCH! He's pinching me!

AJ: Look around! We are acting like dorks!
Bri: Oh, right, well hehehehe gosh! take this bird away!
Kevin:Auw,--
Howie: How do you spell "Parrot"?
Kevin: I was going to finish a sentence! And how--
Nick: What kind of--
Kevin: Gee, I wonder if I'll ever get to ta--
AJ: Auw, too bad!
Kevin: PLEASE! I'm trying to talk here!
Bri: Whoa, Kevin don't burst or anything!
Kevin: Oh, Belive me, if anyone inturepts me again I'll blow up for sure!
AJ: Brian is right you--
Kevin: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! You thought you could get away with just talking and talking and, well you get the--
AJ: Did you guys--
Kevin:POINT!