Amanda Huginkiss - 12/20/00 20:27:58
My URL:http://patalonesucks
My Email:www.sweetcheeks.com
Country: Hell

Comments:
I believe Patalone needs to start making more love and less war. come and suckle at my tit and we shall rule the world together. you bring the clams, I'll bring the butter.

Big Mac - 10/13/00 21:21:40
My Email:www.bakedbeans.com
Country: grenada

Comments:
man..we could fart on you guys and blow you away. viva la smell

Richard Branson - 08/10/99 10:27:41
Country: Great Britain

Comments:
Marvelous island! The perfect balance of pristine nature and civilized comforts. Shocking that no cruise lines stop there. I plan to put an end to that, assuming S.C. Pistachio consents.

Kam Gashgai - 06/11/99 17:00:07
My Email:N777kg@aol.com
Country: usa

Comments:
I am always intrested in unusual an out of the way places[ I guess that depends where you are at the time ]

Ronnie Strickland - 05/15/99 10:03:04

Comments:
Your web site is completely useless! I mean, I've been looking all over the place for information on how to set up travel arrangements to Patalone for my vacation. I've spent hours calling airlines and cruise lines, who all say they don't go to Patalone How the hell can I get to Patalone? You would think this web site would be a logical place for the info, but there is nothing. Instead, you put up nonsense like the joke of the month (the June joke sucks, btw).

Ned Farris - 04/19/99 20:48:03
Country: Marshall Islands

Comments:
You need help! I think they make a pill that will help you get the rest you need.

Marita Covarrubias - 04/03/99 10:03:09
Country: United Nations

Comments:
I must admit I did not know anything about the agression of Liberon before seeing your website. I work in the office of the SRSG, the Special Representative to the Secretary General. I will definitely inform Kofi of the situation at our next meeting.

Artesan Mofia - 03/29/99 00:31:24
Country: Liberon

Comments:
Your country is pathetic. We will crush your wimpy forces and take all the Patalone clams for ourselves. Your tale of Butter Knife point is a fabrication for propagando purposes. Viva Liberon! Patalone esta muerto!

Maria Kovolenko - 03/28/99 22:31:48
My Email:mariak@bundeskaka.ukrama.ru
Country: Russia

Comments:
I don't understand why NATO is bombing Yugoslavia, when they should be bombing Liberon. The Serbs aren't attacking any other sovereign countries, whereas Liberon is aggressively trying to expand in the South Pacific. Apparently the world has not learned from WWII. The US won't wake up until Liberon attacks Guam or Hawaii or something.