Patalone Joke of the Month
JUNE 1999 JOKE
A Hawaiian, a Patalonian, and a Liberonian enter a bar.
The bartender says "What'll it be?" The Hawaiian says, "I'll have a scotch on the rocks." The bartender says "That'll be $4.00" The Patalonian says, "I'll have a martini, shaken not stirred." The bartender says "That'll be $4.50." The Liberonian says, "I'll have a vodka, but I'm not paying." The bartender says "You better pay, or I'm going to call the Patalone National Army to whoop your ass." The Liberonian says "Okay, I'll just have a drink from your drinking fountain." The bartender says "Yo, Guido, get rid of this guy."