(To the tune of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba)

RIFF AND MAGENTA (at MONITOR)
We'll be spanking
While we're watching
We'll be wanking

FRANK-N-FURTER
I wear a wig
She pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down
I wear a wig
He pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down

I wear a wig
She pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down
I wear a wig
He pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down

BRAD MAJORS
Does this mean that I'm gay?
Does this mean that I'm gay?

CRIMINOLOGIST
He has some oral sex
He has some anal sex
He has vaginal sex
He has some nasal sex
He has some sex that reminds him of the gay times
He has some sex that reminds him of the het'ro times

JANET WEISS
Oh, Don't tell Brad
Don't tell Brad
Don't tell Brad

FRANK-N-FURTER
I wear a wig
She pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down
I wear a wig
He pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down

I wear a wig
She pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down
I wear a wig
He pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down

BRAD MAJORS
Does this mean that I'm gay?
Does this mean that I'm gay?

CRIMINOLOGIST
He has some oral sex
He has some anal sex
He has vaginal sex
He has some nasal sex
He has some sex that reminds him of the gay times
He has some sex that reminds him of the het'ro times

JANET WEISS
Now I'll have sex
With Rocky next

FRANK-N-FURTER
I wear a wig
She pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down
I wear a wig
He pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down

I wear a wig
She pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down
I wear a wig
He pulls it off again
You won't stop me from going down

EDDIE
(saxophone solo)

(ALL sing their verses and fade out)

Lyrics by Arthur Levesque

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