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The Simpsons: Homer Simpson
Who is Homer J. Simpson?
Homer Simpson is the main man of the Simpson household.
He weighs 239 pounds (most of the time) and loves to drink beer.
His TV age is 35 yrs. old, but he was born on June 10, 1955.
Tell me how that works? Anyway, he was born in North Carolina
and is currently employed at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
as a Safety Inspector. His body fat-to-flesh ratio is in excess
of 100%. His Social Security # is 568-47-0008. Dan Castellaneta
does his voice on the show.
Here are some of his greatest quotes...
Homer explained that he never passed Science 101.
Marge : "But, Homer! You're a nuclear technician."
Homer : "Marge! IcksNay on the UclearNay EchnicianTay."
Marge : "What did you say?"
Homer : "I don't know. I flunked Latin, too."
Homer thinking back...
When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen"
Bart & Milhouse blow bubblegum and it explodes and covers them. Homer walks by...
Homer : "Mmmm, free goo!"
Homer and Wiggum land in a huge landfill while they fall off a cliff...
Wiggum: "Ha! And to think, those idiot environmentalists were protesting this landfill!"
Homer : "Solid waste! I could kiss you! MWUA! eugh! MWUA! ooh! MWUA! aah! MWUA! ooh! I think this one,s pizza!"
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