Did you know that YOUR vote to Consumer Reports might substantially skew the movie-going habits of those millions of Americans in favor of the movies you like?
Well, it's true. We strongly urge you to write to Consumer Reports and share your opinion of new films with millions of people. (Just bear in mind that Consumer Reports ranks movies, in a 5-step scale from "Worse" to "Better" {all-black circle to empty circle to red circle with a white center}.)
You may help to influence the malleable opinions of millions of people by sending in your ratings of movies which WE . . . uh . . . you think are excellent.
Send your opinions to:
Movie Poll, Consumer Reports, 101 Truman Avenue, Yonkers, NY 10703-1057
Check out the back of a recent copy of Consumer Reports if you are uncertain of their very simple ranking method.
And remember to vote for the films WE like. We know what's good for America . . . and the world.
We currently favor "better" (red dot) votes for the following films:
- 421 {the Consumer Report designation): Boogie Nights
- 366: In and Out
- 338: L. A. Confidential
- 391: Picture Perfect
- 428: Soul Food
- No CR Number: The Full Monty
- No CR Number: Lilies
- No CR Number: Shall We Dance (the Best Picture of the Year, sez we
- No CR Number: Temptress Moon
O Muse With the Jaundiced Eye, take me home!