Songs/Limericks

Here's the story of lovely Laura,
Who was raped at a disco long ago,
She was married to a boring loser,
Named Scotty from what we know.

Here's the story of man named Spencer,
Who was stuck working for the mob back then,
He had permed hair and a slutty sister,
And he was all alone.

Till the one day when the fellow met this lady,
And he knew that he had to have her for his own,
So they hooked up and formed a family,
And that's the way they all became the Spencer Bunch!

The Spencer Bunch!

Dadadatata

The Spencer Bunch!

That's the way they became the Spencer Bunch!

Diddle-da-da-da-data-data

Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of the greatest love,
That started on the disco floor of Luke's Swanky Club,
Luke was a mighty mobster man,
Laura quite unsure,
About her husband, Scotty who was quite a bore,
Who was quite a bore,
The years for them were rather tough,
The Cassadines were mean,
Luke's the man, we all know that, but Lulu steals the scene,
Lulu steals the scene.

There were explosions,
Murders too,
An unknown heir,
And his Uncle,
The Ice Princess,
The Luckster and Lesley-Lu.

Here on Spencer's Island!

Hey, Hey, We're the Spencer's!!!
People say we run the town,
But we're too busy plotting,
To bring the Cassadine's down!

We're just trying to be helpful,
No one listens to our pleas,
But when their plans come to fruition,
They be begging us for help on their knees!

Port Charles is the place to be,
Dangerous livin' is the life for me,
Cassadines come from far and wide,
Those who get in their way have usually died.

Greece is where I'd rather they stay,
To get the hell out of the Spencer's way,
It's about time that Laura bid Stefan adieu,
Darlin', you may love her, but she ain't givin' up Luke for you!

To be sung to the Blues tune (the one from the Macaroni and Cheese commercials)

This song was contributed by Alexa Phillips, send any comments to phillips@eznet.net

I've had four husbands
Tony was the best
Now I've got Stephan and he's somewhat less

I've got the blues,
The Bobbie Spencer blues.
I've got the blues,
The Bobbie Spencer blues.

Unless I listen to my brother Luke
My death won't be a fluke.

The blues,
The Bobbie Spencer Brock Meyer Jones Cassadine Blues

Please let me know if you liked this at scott1@mnsi.net

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