Come to me son of Jor El....KNEEL before Zod!!!
He
thinks he is the best guy in the business. I happen
to think he is right so try not to piss him off. Eraser
Of all
the gin joints in all the towns in all the
world...she walks into mine.
---Play it again
Sam! I have just been informed that this very
"famous" quote doesn't actually exist. It was never
stated in the movie apparently...so how come it's so
popular?
---Louis I think this is the
beginning of a beautiful friendship. Casablanca
What
we have here is a failure to communicate. Cool Hand Luke
Is this
heaven? No it's Iowa.
Field of Dreams
I
gave
her my heart...she
gave me a pen.
---If you guys know so much about
women then how come you are here at like a Gas N Sip
on a Saturday night drinking beers with no women
anywhere?
---What I really want to do with my life...what i
want to do for a living is...I want to be with your
daughter. I'm good at it!
Say Anything
I'll be
back. The Terminator
Gentlemen gentlemen ..there
will be no fighting
in here. This is the war room. Dr. Strangelove
They're
heeeeeeeere. Poltergeist
Baby
talk? That's not a
word...and I suppose
baby fishmouth is sweeping the nation. When Harry Met Sally
Phone
home.
---Ouuuuccccchhh. E.T.
the Extra Terrestrial
Mawwwiage...is what bwings us
hewe today.
---Hello.My name is Inigo Montoya.You
killed my father...prepare to die.
---Have fun
storming the castle!
---As you wish. The Princess Bride
It's
just like shooting womprats at beggar's canyon back
home. Star Wars
Tiramisu? Some girl is going
to ask me to do it
to her and I have no idea what it is. Sleepless in Seattle
Snakes...why did it have to
be snakes? Raiders of the
Lost Ark
I
want...what they want...what each and everybody who
fought for their country wants.For our country to
love us as much as we love it. Rambo First Blood part 2
I'm
surrounded by amateurs.
You want something
done you've got to do it yourself. The Little Mermaid
Anyone
for Fresca? Hmmm??
Hmmm? Caddyshack
I
didn't come here to rescue him. I came here
to rescue you. First Blood
But
you will
die...
Nothing can stop that now. Just for once
let me look upon you with my own eyes. Star Wars Return of the Jedi
God
damn it! You Bitch! You
never backed away from anything in your life...now
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! The
Abyss
Do
you
prefer "fashion
victim" or "ensembly challenged"?
---Miss Stoeger,
my plastic surgeon doesnt want me doing any
activities where balls fly at my nose.
(2nd
girl)Well there goes your social life. Clueless
The
irish are the blacks of
Europe. Dublin the blacks of Ireland and North
Dubliners the blacks of Dublin. The Commitments
Surely
you cant be serious?
(2nd man) I am serious and dont call me
Shirley. There are tons of quotes from this movie
alone but I have to rent the movie again so I can
quote it perfectly.
Airplane
Isn't
anyone here man enough
to play for blood?
(2nd man) I'm your
Huckleberry! Tombstone
Bring
us a pitcher of beer
every seven minutes till someone passes out then
bring us one every four.
Back to School
There's
that word again..
"heavy" Why are things so heavy in the future? Is
there a problem with the earths gravitational
pull? Back to the Future
Your
eyes are full of hate,
forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps men alive. Ben-Hur
Man
it's hot. It's like
Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of
hot. Biloxi Blues
Every
man dies....not every
man really lives.
---I love you...I always
have...I want to marry you.
---The lord says this
must be a fashionable fight...it's brought the finest
men. Braveheart
(1st
man)Are we awake?
(2nd man) We're not sure....are we black?
(1st man)Yes we are.
(2nd
man)Then we're awake but very puzzled. Blazing Saddles
(girl)He keeps
putting his testicles all over me.
(boy)
Excuse me?
(girl) You know...like
Octopus...TESTICLES!
(boy) OHHHH
TENTACLES...N...T!!!
---Now thats a real shame
when people be throwin a perfectly good white boy
like that. Better Off Dead
I
appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got
going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure
thing. Pretty Woman
Are
you ready for me?
---Sometimes you just gotta say
what the F****. Risky
Business
I was
born a poor black child. The Jerk
Are you an asassin
man#2:i'm a soldier
man#1:your neither, your a delievery boy sent by
grocery clerks to collect the bill Apocalypse Now
Get
your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty ape! Planet of the Apes
He didn't slip (in the tub) he was peroxiding his
hair at home and asphyxiated on the fumes"
---What are you telling me? This is an ABBA
turd? The Adventures of
Priscilla Queen on the Desert
That's
incredible! Imagine, 7 million people all wantin' to
live together. Yup, New York must be the friendliest
place on earth.
---For a minute there room service
took on a new meaning.
---That's not a
knife...THAT is a knife.
Crocodile Dundee
Rosebud. Citizen Kane
[In a
thick Scottish accent]Head pants now! Look at the
size of that boy's head. It's huuuge! It's like an
orange on a toothpick. So
I married an Axe Murderer
man#1:Mood Swings??? Nineteen post graduate degrees
in mathematics and your best explanation for going
from a 63 to a 46 % approval rating is mood swings???
man#2:Well I could explain it better but I need
charts and graphs and an easel.
---Do you think there's a terrorist in there
waiting in the off chance that I buy flowers? The American President
The Storekeeper says while measuring foot,
"Well I'll be damn..."
"Your foot shrunk!" the little boy interrupts.
"your foot's two sizes smaller." Sommersby
You're going to need a bigger boat. Jaws
Sew
old woman...sew like the wind.
---Would you say I have a plethora of piņatas?
---So tell me Jefe...what is a plethora? The Three Amigos
[Reilly is teaching the villagers how to shoot.]
O'Reilly: Miguel, didn't I tell you to squeeze? Hm?
Just like when you're milking a goat, Miguel.
Miguel: It's then I get excited!
O'Reilly: Well don't get excited! Now this time
squeeze. Slowly, but squeeze. All right now, squeeze.
*Squeeze*! I'll tell you what. Don't shoot the gun.
Take the gun like this, and use it like a club! The Magnificent Seven
[Kid
is handcuffed to a car about to explode]
These cuffs are made of tensiled steel. It would take
you ten minutes to hack through them. [Hands Kid the
hacksaw.] If you're quick, and if you're lucky, you
can hack through your ankle in five. The Road Warrior
girl: I'm a hacker!
boy: That's what I said: you're a nerd.
girl: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called
a hacker! Jurassic Park
What
happened to you Dylan? You used to be someone I could
trust.
---There's something out there...and it ain't no
man....we're all going to die. Predator
man#1:wish we had time to bury them fellas.
man#2:the hell with them fellas... buzzards got to
eat... same as worms. The
Outlaw Josey Wales
Girl:
No, Johnny, we've got to be good!
Boy:But I don't WANT to be good, I want to
be bad. A Summer Place
Man#1: God, I swear you grow more like (man#2) each
day. Then you'll be eating rats!
Girl: Rats? When did you eat rats (man#2)?
Man#2: It was a long, long time ago. Before you were
born, and I don't recomendthem.
Interview with the Vampire