Frequently Asked Questions

Guidelines & Answers To Commonly Asked Questions:



Is Carrie-Ann Moss married?

Do you know where I can buy Morpheus's sunglasses?

Due to time constraints, the webmaster of this site is NOT able to answer any questions regarding The Matrix or its stars through this mailbox, my message board or my guestbook.

Instead, check out some of the wonderful Matrix fan sites found in my webrings.(You find them by visiting the opening page of my site.) You can also ask your question on my message board--but there is no guarantee anyone will answer it or that anyone will have the answer that you are looking for.





Can you please send me your autograph?

Do you know where I can buy a real Keanu Reeves autograph?

Keanu, I love you. Can you send me your autograph?

Do you know where I can write Laurence?

Unfortunately, I just a fan of "The Matrix"--I am not connected with any of The Matrix stars nor am I in the business of selling/collection autographs. Therefore, any type of autograph questions or fan mail will not be answered.





"I visited your site months ago. Why haven't you added more information to your site since then?"

"Why haven't you added the information that I sent you?"

I rarely update this site anymore. I just don't have the time.





I emailed you four times yesterday. Why haven't you answered me back yet?

This site's mail box isn't checked on a consistent or regular basis. This means that it may take a long time before I respond.

*Please note also that any emails that break my form guidelines or contain questions, requests, complaints, comments, or no-nos that were already answered/discussed on this site will not be answered anyway.





Will you make me a video capture for my Matrix fan site?

I'm sorry, but I don't have the time.





Can I write an article for your "Wake And Realize The Truth Section?

At this point I'm only posting articles written by me. However, if you would like to write something, you can submit it to my guestbook so it can read by others or email me with more details.





My Matrix site has over 500 pictures. Why doesn't your site have more?

"I guess you don't want to have a complete list of all the themes in the Matrix since I know a bunch more and you don't have them listed on your page."

Overall, I do not make ANY claim to have the best Matrix image gallery or Matrix fan site out there.
Please do not email me soley in an attempt to prove or demonstrate that you (or another webmaster) is a more knowledgable or a "better" webmaster than I am. I have absolutely no desire to participate in email debates or bragging contests.





Your gallery would be so much nicer if all of the photos in your gallery were in thumbnail form. Why don't you do this?

Unfortunately, I use my Webtv Plus to create my websites. This means I'm not able to use some nifty software that could create and download thumbnails in a flash. Yes, I suppose I could make a thumbnail for each photo, but it would probably take me years to accomplish the feat--and take up valuable disk space to boot. So, no, I don't want to make thumbnails. Basically, I would rather spend my time making more video captures and/or updating my site. If you really hate waiting for the small images to load, please use the text version of my gallery instead.





Can you make me a screensaver?

Why don't you download [insert the name of a software here] and use it for your site?

I use Webtv Plus and it doesn't allow us to download software nor do we use screensavers.





"Hey, I found two typos in one of your articles and you really need to fix them."

"I found a some spelling errors in your articles! Don't you know how to spell? Now I have to fix them for my report!"

1. I have a very busy life and I rarely read my emails or update this site anymore.

2. My website contains a great deal of information so unless you provide me with some detailed information concerning the exact location of the typo(s), they will be impossible for me to find.

3. I don't make any claim that this site is "perfect" nor should anyone expect it to be so. If you are really that unhappy with this site (which is offered to you FREE of charge), visit another site or make your own.

4. I definately DO NOT respond to demands, threats, put downs, or rudeness nor do I *have to* fix, edit, delete, or add anything to my site.

5. I have purposely left/created obvious spelling errors in my articles in an attempt to discourage students from copying my work without even reading it.





I'm writing a screenplay/novel. Can you help me write it?

Can you help me get it published/produced?


I'm sorry, but I don't have any connections to anyone in hollywood or the literary field nor do I have any knowledge about getting a book or screenplay published, produced, or written.





Are you a teacher?
What is your educational background?

No, I'm not a teacher. As for my background, I took some college and I favored English classes.





I'm writing a paper for school. Can I use your site as source?
Can you write a Matrix paper for me? I need it for a school asssignment.


1. For those of who are writing Matrix papers for school and wish to use my site as a source remember that all the articles on this site are copyrighted. You'll need to list Dew's Matrix Fan Page (including the url http://geocities.datacellar.net/hollywood/theater/9175) as a source and cite all material according to your teacher's requirements.

And by the way, please don't use any of my articles and pass them off as your own. Not only does this hinder the purpose of the assignment, but you'll probably get caught. After all, this site is frequented by a lot of students as well as TEACHERS.

2. Please note also that under no circumstances is this site's information/articles to be used, quoted, reworded, paraphrased, copied, or transmitted for commercial or financial gain. I created this site for everyone to enjoy and I didn't do all of this work for other people to make money off of it.

3. I don't mind if you email me and ask a question regarding "The Matrix." HOWEVER, I will NOT respond to emails asking me silly, vague questions like "I have to write a paper on The Matrix. What should I write about?" Also, please do not ask me questions that clearly demonstrate that you haven't taken the time to even briefly scan my articles for the answers. (ie "Why don't you have an article about Plato's Allegory of the Cave and The Matrix?")

4. When submitting questions or information regarding your matrix classroom experiences, please let me know all the circumstances regarding the situation. Are you in high school or college? Has "The Matrix" been discussed in class? What type of class (Philosophy, Religion, Film, English, etc.) did this occur? Have you watched "The Matrix" in class? Have you written a term paper on "The Matrix" or had to do homework assignments regarding the film?

If you are a teacher, in what class(es) do your students discuss "The Matrix?" Is watching this film, discussing it, or writing a paper on the movie required as part of the class?

5. Keep in mind that I may not be able to necessarily answer any question you submit due to time constraints, etc. In addition, all responses are only my opinions and are copyrighted.

6. Unfortunately, I don't proofread or write papers for anyone so please don't ask. Not only do I not have the time or desire to do so, but it is YOUR responsibility to do your own work.

7. I don't check my email box on a regular basis so please do not email me the night before a paper is due and expect an immediate response because that may not happen.

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