Welcome!! This is the Quacker County Clinic, which is the main reason why ponies rarely get sick... Not because Doc Lacey is such a good doctor, but because they fear her so much!!
How can such a pretty, innocent looking pony spark fear into the hearts of even the most apathetic of all creatures in Quacker County? Why do brave ponies and spineless losers alike wet themselves at the sound of her voice? Well, it's mostly because she is the most evil thing to step foot into Quacker County since eggnog...
Quacker County society has finally discovered Lacey's true origins, confirming the suspicion that Lacey is in fact a retired Apostle straight out of Hell!
Lacey has done some good with her experiments, which she practices on whoever is unfortunate enough to get dragged into the Clinic... Brain and heart transplants have been pretty successful in Quacker County. The residents usually gather together and capture whichever antisocial peer is in need of a personality adjustment, and Doc Lacey is called out to preform the deed, with Nurse Howie at her heels and the whole town watching. While most ponies benefit from personality and intelligence adjustments, some ponies get rejected by the new organ and relapse into a morbid state... I think Slugger has the honor of being the pony with the most failed attempts at a heart transplant... his lawyer-esque mind is incompatable with a normal heart and the heart rejects him every time... sigh...
The Dead CPK Pony is still quite dead and on the loose, but unfortunately so is Crosswinds. Since I had my Dead CPK Pony page on Crosswinds I lost it, and I don't think I ever downloaded it to my harddrive, so I am going to have to work on putting a new page together.
If you're one of the (un)lucky ponies who found that wiley Dead CPK pony, then EMAIL ME and remind me who you are! And if you can remember, where you found her!
02.12.02
Doc Lacey does "scary" for Halloween...
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