Why leave the wife at home?

Here is Why


A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....

The man says:   "What's the problem officer?"
Officer:                You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man:                    No sir, I was going 65.
Wife:                    Oh, Harry. You were going 80.
                                     [Man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer:                 I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man:                     Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife:                     Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
                                     [Man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer:                   I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man:                      Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife:                      Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says:                "No, only when he's drunk."

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