A Fantastic History of Time: something like the twenty-seventh in the series that makes up this page. It's intended to be a stand-alone book, so if anything doesn't make sense, I'd appreciate it if you could tell me about it.

Blurb for Book One: In 1462, a child and her squire are kidnapped by a prince of vampires. The choice is escape or becoming supernatural slaves. However, remaining prisoner is a safe haven compared to returning to her father, an Englishman who is unable to protect her from cries of witchcraft, or her mother, an elf queen who would embroil her in deadly politics.

If you insist on a rating . . . well, I'm awfully picky about cleanliness. There's rather a lot of violence (primarily domestic violence), but it's mostly very mild. There are no weapons, but a little fire-power. There's a lot of language. I'd say at least four languages, and 73,828 words in the first book. Most of those words average at four letters long (4.325, to be precise). There's an off-screen rap attempt, and more kissing than I like (which doesn't take much).

Baslon and Cherry Amano Tudor Explanation of the scene: spoilers for the first book, and more pictures.

Prologue and set-up

The unfinished middle (and most of the plot) This is the best writing, because it was written several years after most of the rest.

The finale

My Second Novel, the sequel. Pretty plotless. Michael's a vampire, and since his former self wouldn't like that, Cherry arranges to do something about it.

The third book in the series. This one is just started. The writing here is more on par with the better writing in the first book. In a literary sense, you don't really need to read the second book in order to enjoy what there is of this. Those events have nothing to do with this storyline, which is escape from the castle.

Another section. This excerpt is from the book in which I, the author, meet my own characters. The event takes place in Antarctica, the year 2006. It is in the thirty- sixth book, "The Saviour of my Life." This is good writing, but it does start in the middle of the story, and I don't give much explanation. Ask me, and I'll send you what I consider to be my best writing.

The Last Book in the series, or maybe the second to the last. There's a lot of good stuff in this, but it's mixed in with a lot of stuff that's not so good. Also, this is not something that I have ever considered publishing. I might clean up the others and publish, but not this one, because it's not all mine. Not finished, very long. You can also visit my co-writer for this book, Sacree Smolenski.

More sections posted at Elfwood.

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