Testing, testing, who are you?
You've been dunked in a rubber stew.
It turned you blue. Do you want to stay?
Or if I help you out, will you go away?
Hey, you, stop testing around,
You'd better know to stand your ground.
Up, up! Get out. You'll cook up red,
Then your face will be purple, and your head
Will swell like a cement balloon.
Come on! Come on! Will you respond soon?
Testing, testing, one, two, three,
Are you sure you're where you want to be?
Over! Over! Under, I say!
Otherwise, you're there to stay.