Full Name : William David Campbell Arthur

Nickname : Squiggly Mouse Beast

Date of Birth : 28.04.81

Place of Birth : Edinburgh, Scotland

Height : 6'1"

Weight (at time of writing) : 11 stone

Favourite Foods : Mushrooms, Camembert

Likes : Hair Dye

Dislikes : Polystyrene

Shoe Size (UK) : 12

Photograph by Stephen Hill