You know you've been at Theoryland too long when...
~ you remember when it was based in Geocities.
~ you still shudder at the thought of a hamster attack.
~ you know who the Tsunami Squirrel is.
~ you can name the Baker Sisters and their culinary specialty.
~ you never name the Dumb One.
~ you've ever encountered a Goatfriend.
~ you can actually follow a lengthy conversation with John Snow.
~ Dragon Thief ever stole anything from you.
~ you know who the Bootlicker is, and how he got his name.
~ you automatically associate deer with shrooms.
~ you always keep a wary eye out for penguins.
~ you remember when Else was a regular "poster."
~ you can explain the significance of "G for G!"
~ you can name all the Chosen of Theoryland. Bonus points for DarkAssociates.
~ you ever wondered exactly what a banana lounge looks like.
~ you've ever had an argument with Brighton Merriweather.
~ you've actually posted on the Scholars' Board.
~ you have an animal name or bloodname.
~ you know why Goldeneyes hates monkeys so much.
~ you've ever encountered Belafire.
~ you know what musical instrument Lanfear plays.
~ you know the definition of "srue."
~ you hope to one day collect the bounty on Aldarion's head.
~ you've actually been in a Theoryland chat.
~ you know not to drink the wine.
~ you fought in the Battle of the Boards (or helped start it).
~ you sit down in your spare time and write stupid lists like this.
- Be'lazamon
Betrayer of Hay