ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS:
"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"
"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public
schools"
"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....
...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."
"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"
"Jesus died for my sins and all i got was this lousy t-shirt"
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
"When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like
the IRS."
"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."
"Wink, I'll do the rest!"
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"When there's a will, I want to be in it!"
"Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its
students!"
"It's lonely at the top, but you eat better."
"Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!"
"Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal ! "
"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest"
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be
happy."
"Consciousness: that annoying time between naps."
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"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be
Assimilated."
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can
find a rock."
"I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic
particles."
"I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. "
"Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off."
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