Bob:
Did you hear about the boy who was trying to sell his bike?
Jerry:
Yah I did; He was just peddling his
bike.
Sally: These jokes aren't funny.
John: You're right.
Jailbreaker1:
How did you get rid of the blood hounds?
Jailbreaker2:
I just threw a penny in the river and they followed the CENT!!
John:
Do ships like the Titanic sink very often?
Steve:
No, they only sink once.
Hubert:
This match won't light.
Godfrey:
What's the matter with it?
Hubert:
I don't know... it worked a minute ago!!!
Thomas: I can lie in bed and watch the sunrise.
Jake: That's nothing.... I can sit in the living
room and watch the kitchen sink.
Darth:
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS.
Luke
Skywalker: How do you know?
Darth:
I FELT YOUR PRESENTS.
Steve: I heard the other kids at camp were going to
push me out of the
canoe
and into the lake today.
Nate: How did you know?
Steve: I was tipped off!
Jimmy: Thanks for building me this elegant country
estate.
Rob: Don't mansion it.
Sally:
My son went away to college to learn how to become an author.
Mindy: When do you think he will start to write for
money?
Sally: He already does!