*alt.gothic.fashion quotations*


"She's not the brightest bulb in the makeup mirror."
-- Trystan Bass

"Ha! I will be the Gru of eBay. You will have to do better than you are doing now to outwit me!"
-- Mari

"Hey, I *definitely* need your kitchen appliance! I don't even know what it is, but I know I need it."
-- Elusis

"DON'T let the waistband of yr tighty-whities extend above yr pvc pants, yet remain under yr fishnet shirt. Plumbergoth is not a good look."
-- Lady Bathory

"Happiness is ribbons and a glue gun."
-- LeKatzen (Lesley)

L'AngeNoir: Why is it so hard to find a pretty, open minded, freak, with a head on her shoulders?
Basingstoke: oh....I didn't know carrying mine under my arm would disturb you so much

"It made me want to grab random hot strangers & stick my tongue down their throats. It made me want to proposition every single one of my friends. It made me want to snort coke off of Penny's ass while we listen to _Pin-Ups_ on repeat & pretty bluehaired naked bois throw glitter around the room & fuck on the chaise lounge."
-- Ladybee, regarding Velvet Goldmine

"You must simply go away at once."
-- Mare, in response to a troll

"I like hot pink for the same reason I like safety orange. People here are far too beige. I like to wear colors that shock myself awake."
-- Basingstoke

"The big donna karan ad spread made me lick it, it was so pink."
-- ratty

"I figure, I'm an alt.gothic.fashioneer, and everything I wear is stylin'."
-- Basingstoke

"There are some people on this planet who appear untouchable. I'm not talking about rawk stars or publically famous people. I'm talking about the person you meet for the first time and it feels like you just been overtaken by an electrical storm."
-- jv

"Nothing like a clueless, arrogant fuckstick like Dragonmist to make us all *forget* our differences and *unite* in a writhing, smoking, mass of hatred, sarcasm, anger, and disgust.
Oh... you guys! C'mere, you!
::noogies everybody in sight::"
-- Penny Dreadful

"The *plonk* was given as part of the "alt.gothic.fashion" accessory kit, passed down to us from older groups and sages, though ours usually comes with a pair of heels, a PVC shoulder bag, and trial sizes of lipsticks."
-- Gnat

"I'm only here 'cause I can't find 'alt.fashion.bootsy-collins'."
-- Gnat

"(wrist to forehead) I have not lived in vain! Ah, 'tis a far, far bigger hairstyle that I do, than i have ever done! ...& a far, far better club that i go to, than i have ever known! (Feel free to produce a guillotine any minute now. I have apparently already lost my head.)"
-- the ever-dramatic Lady Bathory

"I want you all to know that this is not because I listen to Marilyn Manson and KMFDM."
-- ***just like heaven's*** (Califia) opening line of her "suicide note"


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