WISDOM FROM THE WALLS

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

To do is to be - Descartes; To be is to do - Voltaire; Do be do be do -Frank Sinatra
---Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona

Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

Express Lane: Five beers or less
---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevics's, Beverly Hills, CA

You're too good for him.
---Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevics's, Beverly Hills, CA

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here.
Your asshole is in Washington.
---Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington

Beauty is only a light switch away.
---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
---Houghto Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
.---Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
---Revolution Books, New York, New York

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
---Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

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