Bitch
Bitch Bitch... all u ever do!
What
really gives me the shits....
- The exchange rate. Actually the Australian dollar.
Sheeesh.
- Cute chickies who know you like them but aren't interested in
you, who ask for your friend's phone number (who they've just met 3 hours
ago); and then ring *you* up to whinge that she wasn't interested in
*them*... lol go figure.
- Superannuation. What a crock !! Already I've lost 20% in one
year. And I can't roll it over either :(
- Having no job, and no money. Trying to find a job. Stupid
chickies @ Sarina Russo with dodgy makeup skills and attitude. I'm sorry
hon, but red eyeshadow has *never* looked good on *anyone*. That
means you :P
- When
downloading mp3's & software and after 20mins they
reckon they're done and then the file is corrupted....
grrr....
- People
who do gary tacky websites with lots of flashing gif's
and awful colour schemes. And websites that are just
bullshit to get you to visit porn like when you're trying
to find a program etc and you find a link but it's just 'See
Mary's tits' and then you can have the warez. But the
horror is that it's not good porn, it's tacky porn and
Mary should *so* put a shirt on....
- My
'I'm not homophobic' mother... who keeps asking me if I've
met any nice boys at uni yet.... who worries about people
thinking I'm gay.... I'm not touching that !
- CD's
with one good song when I hate the other 10. CD's with 6-8
crap songs. CD clubs full stop.
- Skinny
people like me who whinge that they're fat. For attention
purposes mainly.
- My
incredibly bad habit of wanting what I can't have because
I can't have it.
- People
who put your name into altavista and dejanews... you know
who u are!! *g*
- People
who reckon that bi people are just homosexual people who
a) are afraid to admit full deviance b) are confused or c)
haven't made up their minds whether they're str8 or gay.
Or that deep down you're really str8 but are being an
attention-seeker. And also insecure peoples who won't
date you cos you're bi cos they're afraid you'll leave
them for some dick.
- Incredibly bi-phobic dykes who then go and sleep with guys
(!!!!) because they were bored. Go figure !?!?!
- Bad
reception, and snow.
- Not
knowing whether you should make a move on someone or not,
and not, and then finding out you could have. Damn!
- After
3 weeks of deliberation over whether to make a move or
not, and 3 weeks of innuendo and 'geez I want sex' type
comments, you find out they talk like that in general and
weren't hinting at all. Damn again !
- Email
questionaires that require an autobiography, then send it
on to x people...
- Stupid
email quizzes and quotes and stories etc that you have to
forward on to x people and then you'll get great sex, or
good luck, or you'll save starving Ethopian kids. Because
they never work.
- The
bank full stop. Especially when they lose my letter from
my Chinese boss saying I'm employed so please put my
cheques thru immediately, the letter that took me 3 weeks
to get them to write.... grrrr....
- Ally
from Ally McBeal, and the 'is she isn't she' anorexia
debate.
- The
price of tampons. They're cotton wool with a bit of blue
string for god's sake. Do I need to pay almost $5 for a
box???? And GST on tampons, but not shaving cream.... GRRRRRRRRRR
- GST full stop !! But especially, GST on dams but not condoms
!!!!!!!!! /me kicks John Howard where it hurts. BUT... there's no GST on
condensed milk !!! lol
- Funniest
Home Videos, and The World's Worst/Wackiest/Wildest/Most
Dangerous Police/ Porn/ Court Room/ Supermarket videos /
Commericals. Tack Tack Tacky.... (and that Jackie song
while I'm at it *g*)
- Sunday
afternons with nothing but sport on... especially when it's
men's football or something equally unappetising.
- Remembering
1-2 lines or a riff of a song, and only that. Then
spending the next three weeks with it floating thru your
head....
- People
majorly flirting with you, when you've had a crush on
them for 4 months. You suggesting things. They rejecting
you. They then get with another girl @ a party in front
of you 2 days afterwards. *sob*
- When
two people that you like get together.... without you
obviously. And when one doesn't tell you that they have,
even when you've asked him out. Sheesh. And people wonder
why women become lesbians????
- Being
@ a really good party and having finally met someone *g*
when you have to go home @ 10.30pm becos a) you got home
@ 2am the morning before and you're absolutely fucked
from no sleep all week and b) your mum's picking you up
and it took you a lot of sucking up and going on 'family
outings' to get to go anyway.
- Garbage lipgloss
will cost me roughly $34 to get it sent over from the states. That's
just slightly ridiculous, imho. *sigh*
- Being made to use mouthwash by certain ppl... I mean, dodgy
breath never killed anyone and I never complain about it... especially
when my breath wasn't dodgy in the first place !!!
- Dating people's egos... nuf said :/
- People who prey on fresh meat, always whilst drunk. Dodgy,
TJ, dodgy.
- Exes who get with your best friend. I don't care how
drunk you were, you just *don't* do that ...
- My little brother (who's 15) and his girlfriend... and how he
has to speak to her *every* night, and ties up the phone. Fair
enough, he's no longer picking up Canadian babes (or 40 yr old balding pedophiles)
via ICQ... *sigh* it's like I need to book 2 weeks in advance to use the
phone line !!! Now if we could only move, and get 2 phone lines... my life
would be complete ;)
- Stupid Lympics coverage - I've had enuf of dressage ok !!!!
There's only so many times that watchign someone reverse-park a horse can
be entertaining !!! Show me the volleyball, basketball, diving,
trampolining !!! Channel 7 is doing some pretty dodgy stuff imho...
Want to bitch to me?? About me?? About
what noises your ex-flatmate made during sex??
Here is a good place to do it !