Quotes 

Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else ... Matt Groening.

This above all: To thine own self be true ... Shakespeare.

Beyond a shadow of a doubt ... who has seen doubt cast a shadow? Bull elephant seals cast shadows ... beyond the shadow of a bull elephant seal ... Flacco, Daas Kapital

Diamonds are forever, but oranges are for half-time ... Flacco.

You know Ross, looking at you here ... like this ... legs akimbo ... I could go for you mate. I reckon you're bloody gorgeous... Flacco (Ross being his pet cockroach).

A girl and a boy bump into each other - surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops - surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - that had to mean something... S.Morganstern.

I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender.

Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Disappointment doesn't kill. Yeah, rejection kills. Disappointment only maims... The Truth about Cats and Dogs.

Goodness had nothing to do with it... Mae West.

Read the print before you read between the lines ... Doug Anthony All Stars.

Paul you're not a cripple! I've seen you jump puddles! ... D.A.A.S.

Trust all, believe none.

Infinity is relative.

Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket. (no, I've no idea what this means either *g*)

This man is a psychopath, so we can't show you his happy childhood... Daas Kapital.

3 o'clock is always too early or too late for what you want to do... Jean Paul Satre.

Fnord is where the buses hide at nite.

In vino veritas (In wine, or alcohol, there is truth)

Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel.

It's better to wear out than rust.

Oh oh, fairy bread ... Daas Kapital.

The right man (or woman) is the one that seizes the moment.

You see me as an image someone else has painted in your mind. Now give me the brush ...

I am more than who I appear to be, but less than who I pretend to be.... me!

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted... Mae West.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

I'm not real, I'm a joke at real's expense (seen on Jacob's t-shirt)

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better.

Although you're not attractive, there's still something that appeals.
Like a baby seal with it's head caved in or eating jellied eels... Kiss me you fool, D.A.A.S

We are all born mad. Some remain so... Samuel Beckett.

"I can't take you seriously if your skirt is so short I can see your tampon string." ... Rachel Goodwin.

Lord, make me chaste. But not yet.

The following quotes come from my fav all time movie, Dream for an Insomniac... Most came from Franky, the legendary chick with a wondefully curvy ass *g*

All men are inherently evil.

It's better to suck with integrity.

I never give up. I either get what I want, or I change my mind.

Fun is fleeting. It's pain that endures and gives life its meaning.

Life can only be understood backwards.

There are too many mediocre things in life to deal with, and love should not be one of them.

Anything less than mad, passionate extraordinary love is a waste of my time.

 

You thought I was a little girl
You thought I was a little mouse
You thought you'd take me by surprise
Now I'm here burning down your house
                            - 'Not my idea' by Garbage

Home is always a good place to be.