Stuff I get up to....

Or rather, silly stuff I've done. Yes, really...

In the past :
Attempted to shave off peoples' eyebrows (especially when they're bigger and stronger than you)
Contemplated tattooing people wif purple henna ( 'fuckwit' on their forehead actually)
Fallen in love with anorexic drughappy chicks
Gotten a tattoo (becos once you have one, you want sooo many more....)
Joined a CD club (no matter how cheap they are to start off wif )
Stalked buskers ( Ahem. He has a really good voice.... )
Gotten my nipple pierced. (well, it wasn't *that* silly.... it just doesn't really do much for me....)
Picking up people on buses... well, being picked up by people on buses.
Had a three-some wif one of my best friends (A) who's sooo much like a sister to me, and one of my other friends (B), @ uni, after A had broken up with her girlfriend in the morning, then said to her ex-flatmate that she liked her.... but it was *good*.
Had another with A and A's current girlfriend.... at least I think.... I don't know what's going on actually ! It's all a bit incestuous imho.... *giggle*
Went skinny dipping... don't ask.
Slept with a girl after I'd told her I wasn't interested in her, while I had a mega-crush on her housemate who is *also* her ex-girlfriend.... 
Attempted to date a str8 woman with more baggage than a Qantas terminal... 
Hatched a plot to snog Tina Cousins at the Wickham... I coulda done it but she was wearing this cowboy hat, so it woulda been kinda difficult to manoeuvre around imho...

Oh all right. Go on. Tell me I'm boring. Tell me how 'alternative' you are and about all your 184 body piercings, all 19 different drugs you've injected and how much money you spend on clothes @ Chi Chi deluxe.... Or just piss off !