Steve's Can of Suck Page


This all started at a Pepfest, when I said... "Someone Opened a Can of Suck on this Pepfest." (in normal-people words... This pepfest is really stupid.) Ever since then, my friends and I have been thinking of other ways to say "can of suck". Here is what we have come up with. If you have an idea, let me know.

  1. Can of Suck
  2. Bottle of Suck
  3. Flask of Suck
  4. Shot of Suck
  5. Suck on the Rocks
  6. Suck, Shaken not Stirred
  7. A 2-Liter of Suck
  8. A 6-Pack of Suck
  9. A 12-Pack of Suck
  10. (you'll never guess...)A 24-Pack of Suck
  11. A Cube of Suck
  12. A Goblet of Suck
  13. SUCK, Australian for Suck
  14. A Suck Cooler
  15. A Yard of Suck (carlos n charlies)
  16. A Half-Gallon of Suck
  17. Suck from a Fountain (aka Fountain Suck)
  18. Diet Suck
  19. Caffeine Free Suck
  20. Diet Caffeine Free Suck
  21. Suck Light
  22. Suck Draft
  23. A Virgin Suck
  24. Suck on the Beach
  25. A Pitcher of Suck
  26. A Caraf of Suck
  27. A Bottomless Glass of Suck
  28. A Suck Refill
  29. All-you-can-drink Suck
  30. A Suck Blizzard
  31. A Suck Breeze (for you low-fat nuts)
  32. A Suck Malt
  33. A Suck Shake
  34. A Suck Flavored Snowcone
  35. A Suck Slurpee
  36. A Suck ICEE (for you K-mart fans)
  37. Kool-Suck
  38. Lemon-Suck
  39. Suck and Krumpets
  40. Suck Latte
  41. Suck with Creme
  42. Suck with Sugar
  43. Suck Expresso
  44. Suck Cappachino
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