Last FRYday, I went to MEAT a fellow HAM radio operator for a game of
bowling. It was the hottest day of the year. I never SAUSAGE heat
before. I mean I was really BACON out there.
When I got to the bowling alley, this guy said he could beat me by 10
points. I told him he was full of BOLOGNA. I didn't want to bet, but
he called me a CHICKEN... so I took him up on it.
He bowled two TURKEYS, and ended up winning. Later I LOINED he was a
convict out on the LAMB. He had been arrested for rigging bowling games
and cheating PORKids out of money. That really COOKED my GOOSE.
Being
a good bowler is one thing, but cheating kids out of money is another.
He had better DUCK if he ever sees me coming!
Here is some Musical Advice to Christmas Shoppers (for next year):
Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have
time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can still get gifts Faure
good price, not have to Handel large crowds and have time to give Bach
things you decided you don't want. It's good to return things before
the rush... other wise you are bound to feel a lot of Strauss.
If you are looking for a good gift for your Mendelssohn little kid, I
would recommend going to the Schumann instead of a gun shop. On your
way home, you can stop and have some Schubert Ice-cream.
Did you hear that my Dad has been saving money in a reTIREment fund?
I guess he wants to save some money in case his car gets a flat.
And then there is my sister..... she has been going to school early to
help her science teacher with his shell collection. I asked her if he
had any cool shells. She replied, "Nothing too spectacular. Just a few
.38s and a .357 magnum."
As for my Mom: after I went to college, she got a job in a salt and
pepper factory. Now that's what I call SEASONAL work.
For those of you who didn't know, I just got a job doing book keeping
for Concordia. I hadn't realized just how important this cold, hard
cash was until I tried to charge my college classes. Could you believe
Concordia wouldn't accept high school credit?
So far, I have only had one major problem with my book keeping job. I
was working on one report and I couldn't get a column to add up.
All I
know is that there must be SUM mistake. Oh well....
