If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
When you are traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on your headlights... what happens? **
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
What is the speed of dark?
Why are there braille signs at drive-up ATMs?
Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you always have to put your two cents in? (and who is making that extra penny?!?)
If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow... Only to be troubled and insecure?
Do you need a fake id to buy imitation rum?
