Welton, Welton, Welton. I have had a bundle of fun deciding what to do with your
picture. I still haven’t heard back about the webpage idea, but we are keeping our fingers
crossed.
We have called many T-shirt companies, and for $12 we can get shirts made (or $4 if you
bring your own shirt in). I think that is quite the deal. I am glad that you are not changing
your mind and giving into my demands. It annoys me a lot when people say something
one day, get your hopes up, and then change their mind the next day. Getting someone’s
hopes up and then changing your mind is one of the cruelest things anybody could ever
do... And as the King says, “Don’t be cruel.”
Hey! Hey! Hey! There are only 5 days of school left (counting today and excluding
finals). I am really excited about that because the Number “5” is probably my favorite
number. I think the #5 is hip, fit, phat and groovy. What a sweet number!
Have you ever watched the Simpsons, Mrs. Welton? Do you remember the episode
when Homer sells his soul for a doughnut? During that episode, everyone was surprised to
find out that Ned Flanders was the devil. He was the person that everyone least suspected.
I would like to personally thank you for reading into my notes exactly how I had hoped you
would. You have been suspecting everyone that I intended, and pardoning those who I
wanted pardoned. Attached is a Certificate of my Appreciation.
I got quite upset today during school because I overheard two people making fun of my
ransom notes. I would like you to inform them that if they don’t treat my notes with
respect, I will sick a sophomore G (Twice as tough as Jason’s G!!!!) on them. That’s
pretty intimidating, ain’t it? (I thought so).
Note 4
I was looking through the clip art, and found a picture of a dog, which reminds
me of another question I had for you: Why do you have such a little dog? You can’t
hardly do anything with a Yorkie. You need something like a husky. Big Dogs are so
much more fun. What games can a small dog play with you, other than sit in your lap and
look cute? (And tell me, what kind of game is that!?!)
I had better stop typing now. The bell is about to ring and one of my associates is getting
teary eyed. (actually, he just left when the bell rang, so I can now write about him). He
bet me a soda that I wouldn’t put this quote in our letter: “corn is great, but it won’t be as
fun as Geography was.” (There’s another little clue for the Colombo of Fargo.) Won’t he
be surprised when he finds out I put the quote in our letter. If I can’t get any ransom out
of you, I might as well get a soda out of him.
Since it appears that you didn’t get yesterday’s note... I have decided to also attach a copy
of that.
Have a bronze weekend and check out clerks.
