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Dr. Seuss Reports the O. J. Simpson Trial
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I did not kill my lovely wife...I did not stab her with a knife..
I did not bonk her on the head..I did not know that she was dead...
I stayed at home that fateful night..I took a cab then took a flight..
The bag I had was just for me...my bag, my bag, so leave it be!!
When I came home I had a gash..My hand was cut from broken glass..
A broken glass did cause that gash!!!

I have nothing, nothing to hide...My friend he took me for a ride..
DID YOU TAKE THAT PERSON'S LIFE??? DID YOU DO IT WITH A KNIFE???
I did not do it with a knife..I did not, could not kill my wife..
I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not, anytime..

DID YOU HIT HER FROM ABOVE??? DID YOU DROP THIS BLOODY GLOVE???
I did not hit her from above..I cannot even wear that glove!!
I did not do it with a knife..I did not, could not kill my wife..
I did not do this awful crime...I could not, would not, anytime..

And now I'm free. I can return... To my home for which I yearn..
And to my family which I love...HEY!!! Now I'm free,
I WANT MY GLOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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