Useless Arielle - 04/10/99 12:57:01
My URL:http://www.gurlpages.com/me/arielle_rel/index.html
My Email:arielle_rel@gurlmail.com
favorite color?: green
are you zest fully clean?: what's clean??
favorite time of day: 4:00 am
are these questions relevant?: Um, sure, why not
do you have a shrubbery? (nee!): Ahh! Monty Python! No shrubbery, but I'll cut a tree down with a herring

Comments:
I like your page, I am really into punk music. Hey, I would like it if all of you guys checked out my website, even though it really sucks. I just wanted to say hello, don't hesistate to e-mail me!

Rich DANGER White - 04/05/99 17:09:36
My URL:http://web.syr.edu/~riwhite
My Email:riwhite@syr.edu
favorite color?: Maroon
are you zest fully clean?: nah fuck that, krusty punx and scum fucks
favorite time of day: when you are half awake and half asleep in the morning
are these questions relevant?: fuck no unless them lead you to believe that i am cute and cuddley and that maybe you would like to marry me.
do you have a shrubbery? (nee!): Yes but only a small one
27? (y/n): no I'm 20 but i look 27

Comments:
I just thought you were cute and you liked to draw so i stopped in, e-mail me sometime. -----:0]

Aaron - 03/31/99 09:09:23
favorite color?: periwinkle
are you zest fully clean?: nope,don't shower,ever
favorite time of day: right now,3;05 in the morning
are these questions relevant?: I dunno,is anything?
do you have a shrubbery? (nee!): huh?
27? (y/n): huh?

Comments:
hey cool page,I'm gonna be an ass and advertise my bands demo tape in yer guestbook.send me requests and I'll send ya a tape for a buck or two.sounds close to screeching weasel,mtx,queers and so on.send me mail at be sure and tell em, crazy aaron sent ya.

Brandon - 03/05/99 03:16:55
My URL:http://Sublimedirectory.com
My Email:~!~!~
favorite cereal: Lucky Charms
favorite color: Purple Haze
are you zest fully clean?: Sometimes
favorite time of day: 4:20
are these questions relevant?: YES
do you have a shrubbery?: yes

Comments:
I like the Questions. I liked your page, i think you did a good job with info and other stuff.

Wane Ingraham - 01/30/99 08:41:10
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~productions/index-2.html
My Email:that27@hotmail.com
favorite cereal: flutey flakes/ I'll Be Dat cereal
favorite color: Coral Reef
are you zest fully clean?: No, Lava Brand Soap
favorite time of day: 3:27
are these questions relevant?: Raystrader
do you have a shrubbery?: No I use Nair down there!

Comments:
hey whats up heather this is your boy wane27...\just remember that 27 is everywhere!

Mr. the Destroyer - 01/16/99 01:02:37
My Email:burningbaby@hotmail.com
favorite cereal: Sodomized Cat
favorite color: Radiation Green
are you zest fully clean?: no I shower in bleech
favorite time of day: Nap time
are these questions relevant?: Only in Russia
do you have a shrubbery?: Oh I don't know is that going to be on the est

Comments:
I don't have any comments but I do have a few questions. Why isn't he sky orange, Is pepsi really the beverage of generaion X, is it just me or does Geteration X sound like some marvel comic, when I am walking down the halls at school why do girls laugh a me, is it wrong to kill people after losing to hem in a game of clue and if not what about monopoly?, and finally where is my walle?

Drew - 01/12/99 07:02:28
My URL:http://www.gti.net/vomit/
My Email:biafra@gti.net
favorite cereal: those reeses cereal things
favorite color: plaid
are you zest fully clean?: uumm no
favorite time of day: when i wake up
are these questions relevant?: if you want
do you have a shrubbery?: more than you care to know

Comments:
cheese cheese cheese. red buckets.. black plastic. purple panthers.. all of these wonderful things make the world go round.. It reminds me of a day.. when i was younger.. and i had a he-man character.. and he men this larger man. but this man was not fr m there world, for he was made of aluminum. he was ...(drum roll)... Mr. Hammer. and a fire broke out.. obscenities were yelled, and there was a scuffle.. soon he-man was a pile of plastic. There was much rejoicing.. and that is the story behind Labor D y. Or so i here..

punkerthanu - 01/11/99 22:04:55
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ca2/fightwarnotwars
My Email:punkerthanu@hotmail.com
favorite cereal: i like granola...yeah just granola
favorite color: black (im soo goth...hehe)
are you zest fully clean?: no
favorite time of day: any time that im with my wife (shes wonderful)
are these questions relevant?: no
do you have a shrubbery?: no shrubberys...plenty of herrings though

Comments:
well this page is decent...i dont like most of the bands that you do but you have some cool graphics...go to my page and join the webring....

Ben - 12/25/98 21:45:23
My Email:BenJ30@yahoo.com
favorite cereal: Cocoa Pebbles
favorite color: Blue
favorite time of day: 3:30-I get out of school
are these questions relevant?: all but the one about zest
do you have a shrubbery?: maybe

Comments:
Punk rock hardly exists in Little Rock, AR, except for my band and a couple of others. Its cool to know that more people who enjoy the same things I do exist. Almost everyone else here listens to country and rap and have no idea what I am talking about when I refer to NOFX or The Nobodys. Thank you and I will be here frequently. I can't wait to hear you

Q - 12/05/98 08:15:16
My URL:http://runmethroughdotcalm
My Email:burningchurch@nuts.net
favorite cereal: Jagged Rusty Metal O's
favorite color: Pee Red
are you zest fully clean?: No thanks, I like mine fried.
favorite time of day: Yesterday
are these questions relevant?: NO, DAMMIT! NO!
do you have a shrubbery?: Are you coming on to me?

Comments:
I yjink that your page is colatteral to a story I once read about Pope Jon Paul II, and his escapades acroos the New York desert with Princess Jasmine's pet tiger, Rahja. Or was that just Gas? Anyways...

mikey boi - 10/08/98 22:36:04
My Email:slickster@erols.com
favorite cereal: lucky charms, they're magically delicious
favorite color: plaid
are you zest fully clean?: in some states
favorite time of day: what time is it now?
are these questions relevant?: i'm not sure, i can't read
do you have a shrubbery?: only on tuesdays

Comments:
i'm pretty stupid. not really, just immature. that's what my psycologist tells me, and my parents, and my siter, and my friends... i'm in a band and we suck (only when asked nicely). we are called fingercuffs (stop laughing). i think the name is gay, but t wasn't my decision. heather is really pretty and much better than any girl i could ever get. life as a thug sux big weenie, but what is a thug anyway? piss out, mikey boi

Derik Burke - 06/28/98 05:11:32
favorite cereal: cinnamon toast crunch
favorite color: green and blue and bleech color
are you zest fully clean?: absolutely positively 100%
favorite time of day: when im chilling with you heather
are these questions relevant?: if you thinkith therefore they are
do you have a shrubbery?: i own a fern plant

Comments:
this is kickass heather. your rippen shit up with the html. i diddnt know your site was so dope!!! i grant you a thousand applusos and infinant hours of fun in the sun with all of your friends especcially me , your true bestest friend. Im going to check it out some more, so bye for now. tell me you got this the next time you see me.

Nick Smith - 06/10/98 19:42:39
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/mezzanine/3926
My Email:munkylust@hotmail.com
favorite cereal: reeces orwhatever
favorite color: dark blue not navy but dark blue
are you zest fully clean?: not i'm Irish Sprung
favorite time of day: evening
are these questions relevant?: quite possibly
do you have a shrubbery?: 3 of em'

Comments:
cool page.....cool guitar....they play nice...i used to have one of them until it had an unfortunate misshap on stage.....i've got a vintage Ovation, it looks like an ax.....like the art works as well.....mine should be posted on mine soon..........your p ge kicks ass....that's about it...

Mary!!! - 05/10/98 04:16:49
My Email:mbear@U-N-I.net
favorite cereal: Corn Pops
favorite color: Green
are you zest fully clean?: I'm cest zully flean.
favorite time of day: 1-2 a.m.
are these questions relevant?: nope.
do you have a shrubbery?: No comment

Comments:
Your page is trippin'. I love it and I am an extreme feminist. It rox!!! C-ya!

Kill Girrl Powerhead - 05/08/98 00:27:14
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/club/1440
My Email:zippy21@hotmail.com
favorite cereal: Cheerios
favorite color: blue
are you zest fully clean?: sure am!
favorite time of day: after school
are these questions relevant?: somewhat
do you have a shrubbery?: huh???

Comments:
Your page realyy kicks ass!i think it's really well-done and informative. Please check out mine when you get the chance. keep kicking ass1

izzy the greatest sister in the world! - 04/17/98 23:22:04
My URL:http://geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/4002
My Email:bowie401@cats.ucsc.edu
favorite cereal: breakfast cereal is the opiate of the masses. cereal eaters, revolt!
favorite color: lips after someone has been kissing for two hours
are you zest fully clean?: define clean.
favorite time of day: the five minutes i get between classes to sit and pick my nose.
are these questions relevant?: heather, you need to be more specific and use more concrete detail. the boys asked better questions ;)
do you have a shrubbery?: yes but some hippies stole it. call me if you get any leads.

Comments:
it certainly is lovely out today, don't you agree? yes, hugo boss for men does smell nice. yes, that bar through my ear hurt like a mutha. no, you're too stupid to work here. no, i haven't seen Titanic. this is a dead parrot. izzy is god, go to her w bsite. that's too big it will never fit. you're too fat to fly. don't throw tuna at me. Matzah Oh's, the breakfast of champions. Spoon!

CAitlin cOllInS - 03/13/98 18:28:30
My URL:http://?
My Email:i can't remember!:)
favorite cereal: the kind that you always have at your house!
favorite color: what color?
are you zest fully clean?: no, i'm what ever kind of soap there is in my bathroom, clean
favorite time of day: when i see you, baby! he,he
are these questions relevant?: ? tnaveler snoitseuq eseht era, but of course!
do you have a shrubbery?: no, i traded it for some gum

Comments:
call me some time, we'll do luch.... and then we can go skateboard, o.k. guyzth!

Stinky Al(the worst) - 03/08/98 05:48:49
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SunsetStrip/Palladium/7185
My Email:the_worst@hotmail.com
favorite cereal: the one that is covered in sugary sweetness!!
favorite color: ummmm alein blood blue
are you zest fully clean?: no i smell like a leprechaun with irsh spring!!
favorite time of day: night time, day time, its all the right time!!!
are these questions relevant?: not really!!!
do you have a shrubbery?: no but i do know Eric the Shrubber!!!!

Comments:
great sire and i looked your page over for the "balack ribon campaign and sad ly never found it!!!*sniff sniff* email me!!!!!

bASk oNer - 03/04/98 05:19:09
My URL:http://waffles.home.ml.org/
My Email:wafflez@geocities.com
favorite cereal: Crunch Berries
favorite color: brightfuckingorange
are you zest fully clean?: intermittently
favorite time of day: 27
are these questions relevant?: everything is irrelevant
do you have a shrubbery?: Don't be disgusting!!

Comments:
I sent you a long-ass entry while I was on the phone with you. I thought that irony was pretty damn funny. OK, it's not, shut up. Well, your guestbook was all jewed up, so I lost my entry. It was witty and funny, before, I swear. By the way, I think "Heat er the Jew" or "Miss Jewish America" compliments Thermos Birdfeeder so much better! You don't wanna have the Thermos Birdfeeder & Heather show, do you?? Even with Heather & Thermos Birdfeeder makes you sound like second banana! Or second papaya, ev n! And we don't want that!! Is "Heather The Jew" not a statement of fact? No less so than Thermos Birdfeeder! And besides, I had nothing to do with the pickles! They were like that before, I swear! Oh, well, I still think Miss Jewish America is a f esh name.. You could have "Jewish American Princess" as your theme song. Of course, we all know what that would leave for Mr Thermos. Well, everyone had better listen to your ten watts of pussy power, or die. So, anyone within a 12-foot radius of San Rafa l High'd better listen to Heather's show. We love her, even if she is a Jew. I tried to resist bringing that up. I swear. I'll stop now. Heil Hitler!! Sorry, I'm going to go take my pills now. This is in no way condoning all those annoying J w jokes on #graff. But I guess I have no room to be self-righteous, anymore, eh? I eat bagels, so everything's OK. When I'm not eating waffles, of course. If your guestbook fucks up again, I'll be ang y. Maybe I should take out all the Jew stuff. Oops, I said I wouldn't talk about JEWS anymore! I'm nothing like this. Come to #zines on Undernet IRC. Heather will be there. Punk rock + zines. But mostly waffles and hallucinogenic drugs. The Law of Fives i never wrong, and 27 IS MANIFEST. Werd up. punishing netsurfing chumps.

The Great Waffle is Coming!

this was written on the ninth of february.

Comments:
what a good best friends little sister you are...keep up the good work, there is hope for you yet ;)