Parallel Carol

          by

          Kallie Anderson



          Quentin he's an angry man, On Maggie he piles his abuse, Yes, the witch she pulls his strings, But the way he acts there's no excuse, Wha aaaaa aaaaa aaaa 'I'll have my way!' 'Or you might as well leave-O!' Aaaaa aaaaa aaaaa Maggie he won't believe, Can't see past his big eego.
          Angie she's an evil witch, Her plans Barny wants to spoil, If Roxanne isn't found real quick, Her copus dilecti soon will spoil, Burrrrrr burrrrr burrrr she's freezing cold, Death is still her foe, Aaaaa aaaaa aaaaa if she croaks, She'll meet her bud Diablos.
          Will L. he has jumped from high, To avoid Angie's questioning, The witch she put the pressure on, But our dear boy, he would not sing, Aaaaa! Aaaaa! Aaaaa! down he fell, From the tower window, Aaaaa! Aaaaa! Aaaaa! splat he went, To save Barny's Butt-o o
          Carolyn she did start to cry, For her hubby she did long, While in her cups, she felt a knife, Now she hears the angel's song, Owwww! owwww! owwww! Man that hurt, Now she sports a halo, Aaaaa aaaaa aaaaa to Will she goes, Contact them on John Edward's show

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