by Rowan Green
Star Trek, and the characters in this story are copyright Paramount Pictures. This is a not-for-profit fun usage of the characters, with no infringement intended. Rating PG.
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22:00 "And what does that implant do…and that one…ooh, make that one spin round again"
22:15 "Have you got any that…um…vibrate…?"
24:00 "Annika, darling, your implants are squeaking, could you put some oil on?"
01:00 "Ah, AHH, my leg, my leg's gone to sleep…" (Hopping round room) "Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch…"
01:30 "Annika, you're still squeaking…"
02:30 "Oh I don't know, I don't know if I should, ouu, umm, that's good, ohh that's really good, oh Neelix, that is sooo good…"
02:31 "Yoow! You hit me! Why are you looking at me like that?"
03:35 "I really was dreaming he cooked me something really delicious, honest…"
04:35 "Annika, my darling, my love, I really have to get some sleep and you're squeaking again…"
05:55 "Computer, delete all records for the last hour. Turn all the clocks on the ship back one hour. Authorisation Janeway Beta 265. And if anyone says anything have them report to sick bay for a full medical examination."
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All original material, unless otherwise credited, is Copyright © 1999 Rowan Green. All rights reserved.
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