Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Why don't the British build computers?

Because they can't figure out how to make them leak oil!

What do you call a computer scientist?

It doesn't matter what you call him. He's too involved with the computer to come anyway.

What do miniskirts and hard disks have in common?

Access time.

What do Unix sysadmins do when they're horny?

Mount a filesystem.

Why is "256 Ways To Make Love" the most quoted book on the Internet?

It's in the Fucking Manual

Why do Computer Science majors smell so bad?

So that blind students can hate them too.

 

See Also : Lightbulb riddles

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