Dear 

[ ] sir     [ ] clueless one [ ] twit         [ ] great man on campus
[ ] madam   [ ] dweeb        [ ] twerp        [ ] comrade
[ ] Elvis   [ ] moon beam    [ ] boor         [ ] Obergruppenfuehrer
[ ] citoyen [ ] Geek         [ ] grad student [ ] cur

You are being gently flamed because:

[ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread
[ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
[ ] you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads
[ ] you posted a piece riddled with profanities
[ ] you advocated Net censorship
[ ] you SCREAMED! (used all caps)
[ ] you posted some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group
[ ] you posted the inanely stupid 'Make Money Fast' article
[ ] you threatened others with physical harm
[ ] you made a bigoted statement(s)
[ ] you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[ ] you are under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve
[ ] you repeatedly showed lack of humor
[ ] you are apparently under compulsion to post to every thread
[ ] you are posting an anonymous attack

Thank you for the time you have taken to read this.  Live n' Learn.

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