Top 10 signs your son is a hacker
- Your phone bill lists 1,987 household lines.
- Your son tells you that his private interview with the Secret
Service agent was for a social studies class essay.
- You receive mail addressed to Phil E. Phreak.
- The kid cheers Lex Luthor whenever a Superman movie runs
on TV.
- The CEO of a regional Bell operating company appears on your
doorstep, sobbing uncontrollably and begging forgiveness.
- You find a copy of Phrack magazine hidden under the underwear
in your son's bedroom dresser. (The Playboy magazine is next
to the handheld scanner, of course.)
- The kid asks for a Novell Access Server for his birthday.
- The little silver-colored wheel on your electric meter spins
so fast it flies off, slices your neighbor's elm tree neatly
in two and flattens a tire on a Chevy Monte Carlo three blocks
away.
- Your son's English teacher calls, sounding really curious,
to ask why the kid selected the Oklahoma City phone directory
for his monthly book report.
- He names Robert Morris Jr. as his "Most Admired American."
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