The Warning Signs of Computer Addiction


"I was hip, trendy, happening. I bought a computer because it looked sexy on my desk at home. I never intended to USE it. Then, for Christmas, my girlfriend gave me a special program to catalog my compact discs."

(picture of software box that reads:
cdBASE+ Digital Index for your Digital Music)

"It took me a while to figure out how to use it, but soon I was showing it off."

(picture of Dave and friend; Dave says: "See? I click on the Shirley MacLaine icon and it displays all my new age CDs!")

Warning Sign #1: Boring Your Friends

"After a while, I noticed my way of thinking changed: I wanted structure! I sought new items for my database."

(picture of Dave typing away: "Ties: 4 Burgundy, 8 Pink...")

Warning Sign #2: Making Excuses To Use Computer

"Before long, I outgrew simply building lists. I craved logic! Flow! I found myself in a computer store, asking how to program!"

(picture of "Nerds R Us" computer store, Dave says: "I need to know!")

Warning Sign #3: Hanging Out In Geek Stores

(Picture of salesman speaking to Dave: "The C language is ideal since the machine-independent code is transportable to other systems simply by linking in new I/O routines!")

Warning Sign #4: You Understood That

"3 weeks later, I had finished my first program."

(picture of Dave, saying: "It calculates tire rotation for the Volvo!")

"Before I knew it, I was staying up all night, programming."

(picture of Dave; wife calls, "Come to bed..."; Dave replies, "One more compile! Just one more!")

Warning Sign #5: Thinking You Can Quit Anytime

"My personal appearance went downhill. I didn't care. My girlfriend left. I lost my job. I didn't care. I had become, yes, a free-lance programmer!"

(picture of disheveled Dave in disheveled office, eating a Domino's pizza, answering phone: "Hello, this is Red Eye Software...")

(picture of a person walking up to Dave, who is programming away; person says: "Dave, I'm from the Nolan Bushnell Computer Rehabilitation Center. With a brief hospital stay and minor shock therapy, we can break your addiction and..."

Dave: "Buzz off, doofus. I cleared $2 million last year."
Dave (to phone): "Yeah, Woz, I finished that fax interface:)

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