10 - When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.

  9 - You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's         your URL?"

  8 - Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends email.

  7 - You're amazed to find out spam is a food.

  6 - You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and         "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.

  5 - You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

  4 - You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client         applications".

  3 - At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".

  2 - After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so "colon-right         parentheses!"

..And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

1 - Two Words: "Pizza's Here!".

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