9. The Sentient ("Hey, it's got a Sentient processor - cool!")
8. Pentium 2 - The Revenge!
7. Pentium 2.000000001839 ("Didn't anyone fix that bug?")
6. Pentium Plus - and then some!
5. Intel Processor 95 ("Hey, it works for Microsoft!")
4. Pentium for Windows 95
3. Shitty ("It's got a Shitty processor!")
2. P6
1. 80686DX